The Gouches 08 31 2010
One gouche saw little Tommy was alone so he decided to beat him up.
The one gouche got another gouche and they went to beat up Tommy.
And Tommy beat them both up.
Those two beat up gouches got a third gouche and the three gouches went to beat up Tommy.
And Tommy beat up all three gouches.
The three gouches found a fourth and they found Tommy and started to pick on him.
Tommy beat up all four gouches.
The four gouches they knocked on the door of a fifth gouche and they went to beat up Tommy.
Damned if Tommy beat up all five gouches.
The five gouches went and found five more gouches and they encircled Tommy.
Tommy beat up all ten gouches good and they didn’t come back for more. They learned their lesson and never picked on anyone again.
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Originally published on 08 32 2010 at:
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