Wednesday, December 14, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Here is....12 14 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Here is....12 14 2016: Humor:  Here is....12 14 2016 "Here is how dumb you are.  We could deport you to a foreign country and they would register your name...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Here is....12 14 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Here is....12 14 2016: Humor:  Here is....12 14 2016 "Here is how dumb you are.  We could deport you to a foreign country and they would register your name...

Friday, December 9, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Really bad humor 12 09 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Really bad humor 12 09 2016: Really bad humor  12 09 2016 "I call the Chinese Restaurant, 'The House of Fang.'" And what the voices then said to ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if 12 09...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if 12 09...: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if  12 09 2016 There would be a lot less Doctors if they were required to check fat people for ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if 12 09...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if 12 09...: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if  12 09 2016 There would be a lot less Doctors if they were required to check fat people for ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if 12 09...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if 12 09...: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if  12 09 2016 There would be a lot less Doctors if they were required to check fat people for ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016 The complimentary steak knife in the Styrofoam box of steaks that does not want to cut but rather bent around...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016 The complimentary steak knife in the Styrofoam box of steaks that does not want to cut but rather bent around...

Saturday, September 24, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: The owner of the little grocery store will....

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: The owner of the little grocery store will....: Humor: The owner of the little grocery store will...09 24 2016 Humor: The owner of the little grocery store will send his daughter over t...

Saturday, August 27, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Flash Fiction: Summarizing Every Western I ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Flash Fiction: Summarizing Every Western I ...: Flash Fiction Western  08 27 2016 "You can't tell me what to do because I am no name man." © 2016 Thomas Paul Murphy Or...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: FREE Advice on how to become a DANCER 08 27 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: FREE Advice on how to become a DANCER 08 27 2016: FREE Advice on how to become a DANCER  08 27 2016 "You set things where people might trip on them and it might be you that trips on ...

Sunday, August 21, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor is 08 21 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor is 08 21 2016: Humor is 08 21 2016 "Ask me a bunch of queer questions and then sit there and pout when you ain't got the best of me." © ...

Saturday, August 6, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor that isn't 08 06 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor that isn't 08 06 2016: Humor that isn't 08 06 2016 What do you think a fireman thinks about this? "I was having me a cigarette and I fell asleep.&quo...

Friday, July 22, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: What Nun 07 22 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: What Nun 07 22 2016: Humor:  What Nun 07 22 2016 What Nun disambiguated the word Nun from the word NONE? Copyright 2016 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally publ...

Saturday, July 16, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 07 16 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 07 16 2016: Humor  07 16 2016 "A fly could fly in one of your ears and fly out the other; and all the while you would sit there with a conceited...

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: These are my sorority...05 26 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: These are my sorority...05 26 2016: Humor:  These are my sorority...05 26 2016 "These are my sorority girlfriends; they're my CORE!" Copyright 2016 Thomas Pa...

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Friends of the Whitefish Bay Library Writing C...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Friends of the Whitefish Bay Library Writing C...: The Friends of the Whitefish Bay Library Writing Contest Awards Ceremony (me in the green shirt) on 03 22 2016 I took third place in ...

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Inventions Needed 03 20 2016

Inventions Needed 03 20 2016

1. A dust pan that has a tab on the back of it that sits level with the floor.  So that you can secure the dustpan with your foot while drawing dust back into it with the broom.  Good for those with back problems who don't want to stay in that position while sweeping into the dustpan.

2.  An easy interface back up camera system for cars with hitches for boat trailers.  Whereby when backing up the camera on the back of the boat trailer helps guide you and not the one at the back of the car.  Such an interface would work whereby there is another socket back by the trailer hitch on the car.  Plug in the trailer lights to one and the back up camera to this one.  Whereby once the plug is being used the back up camera viewing monitor automatically defaults to it.


Copyright 2016 Thomas Paul Murphy
Originally published on 03 20 2016 at: www.themilwaukeeandwisconsinnews.blogspot.com
 

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: I am one of the Top 3 Winners of The Friends of th...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: I am one of the Top 3 Winners of The Friends of th...: I am one of the Top 3 Winners of The Friends of the Whitefish Bay Library Annual Writing Contest  The Reception is on Tuesday March 22nd at...

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Ricky was always mad at Lucy and it never m...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Ricky was always mad at Lucy and it never m...: Humor: Ricky was always mad at Lucy and it never made her any smarter 01 05 2016 Thomas Paul Murphy Copyright 2016 Originally publishe...

Thursday, May 14, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: I am not the only one who has heard the beast whee...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: I am not the only one who has heard the beast whee...: Quote of the day 05 14 2015 I am not the only one who has heard the beast wheezing in excitement. Thomas Paul Murphy Copyright 2015 ...

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: People don't equate Mental Retardation with Meanne...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: People don't equate Mental Retardation with Meanne...: People don't equate Mental Retardation with Meanness; you can't tell me that every Mean Person Isn't 05 05 2015 Copyright 201...

Saturday, April 25, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 04 25 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 04 25 2015: Humor 04 25 2015 “Hey fat faced kid, here is a stein of ground up corn juice.” Thomas Paul Murphy Copyright 2015 Originally pu...

Thursday, April 16, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote 04 16 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote 04 16 2015: Quote  04 16 2015 "Deprived of the ability to incite conflict they are less than nothing." Thomas Paul Murphy Copyright 2015...

Saturday, April 11, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Those who lack maturity have a higher mortality ra...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Those who lack maturity have a higher mortality ra...: Those who lack maturity have a higher mortality rate  04 11 2015 That is a belief system that I formed as a boy.  I always believed it t...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Those who lack maturity have a higher mortality ra...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Those who lack maturity have a higher mortality ra...: Those who lack maturity have a higher mortality rate  04 11 2015 That is a belief system that I formed as a boy.  I always believed it t...

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Fly Fishing is 03 25 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Fly Fishing is 03 25 2015: Humor: Fly Fishing is 03 25 2015 Spending an inordinate amount of time waving a wispy wand in a 5hi7 river. Thomas Paul Murphy Copyri...

Monday, March 2, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor Late Night Talk Show Comedians are like 03 0...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor Late Night Talk Show Comedians are like 03 0...: Humor Late Night Talk Show Comedians are like 03 02 2015 Humor Late Night Talk Show Comedians are like used car salesmen that got a bette...

Sunday, February 1, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Schizo Humor 02 01 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Schizo Humor 02 01 2015: Schizo Humor 02 01 2015 "You like to talk to me every so often and have a little protest, don't you." Thomas Paul Murphy ...

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 12 24 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 12 24 2014: Humor:  "Say it, say it.  Filet mig nons! Say it, say it. Filet mig nons." "Mig nons." Copyright 2014 Thomas Pau...

Saturday, November 29, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote His idea of being a man is 11 29 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote His idea of being a man is 11 29 2014: Quote His idea of being a man is 11 29 2014 "His idea of being a man is to bother men." Copyright 2014 Thomas Paul Murphy ...

Saturday, September 27, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Two Short Quotes 09 27 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Two Short Quotes 09 27 2014: Two Short Quotes 09 27 2014 "You have to have faith in daily exercise." *****' "If advice based on their own pers...

Saturday, September 20, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 20 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 20 2014: Quote of the day 09 20 2014 At some point in his life he realizes that his mother was only badly translated authority. Copyright 2014 ...

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: TUFT

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: TUFT: Perhaps it is a pun? It is the Tuft of hair on a Gorillas Buttocks (Buttox). From the Milwaukee County Zoo! Tuft by ThomasPaulMurph...

Monday, September 1, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 09 01 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 09 01 2014: Humor 09 01 2014 "The dog who walks far ahead of its owner because it doesn't want to be seen with her." Thomas Paul Mur...

Saturday, August 30, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 30 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 30 2014: Quote of the day 08 30 2014 "Males that argue with feminine pretense." Thomas Paul Murphy originally published on 08 30 201...

Monday, August 25, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014...: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014 The class clown that doesn't want any of the other kids to feel self conscious abo...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014...: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014 The class clown that doesn't want any of the other kids to feel self conscious abo...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Observation of the day 08 25 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Observation of the day 08 25 2014: They walk like slobs fed with a silver tablespoon. Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 08 25 2014 at: www.themilwaukeeandwiscons...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Observation of the day 08 25 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Observation of the day 08 25 2014: They walk like slobs fed with a silver tablespoon. Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 08 25 2014 at: www.themilwaukeeandwiscons...

Friday, August 22, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014 "SEEING LITTLE FISH IN THE WATER IS ALWAYS A HAPPY SIGHT!" http://www.zazzle.com/ree...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014 "SEEING LITTLE FISH IN THE WATER IS ALWAYS A HAPPY SIGHT!" http://www.zazzle.com/ree...

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: It's only funny to you and those who are scared of...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: It's only funny to you and those who are scared of...: It's only funny to you and those who are scared of you 08 20 2014 Copyright 2014 Thomas Paul Murphy originally published on 08 20 2...

Monday, July 14, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The wealthy set the worst example to the general p...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The wealthy set the worst example to the general p...: The wealthy set the worst example to the general public of what it means to have a college degree 07 14 2014 Thomas Paul Murphy Original...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor What to tell those who want to be a carpente...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor What to tell those who want to be a carpente...: Humor What to tell those who want to be a carpenter but shouldn't be 07 14 2014 "Get a new board." Thomas Paul Murphy Or...

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 07 09 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 07 09 2014: Humor 07 09 2014 Sometimes you can swat the juice out of a fly and it still keeps on buzzing. Lets compare the life of a child who was ...

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 06 17 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 06 17 2014: Quote of the day 06 17 2014 "I wasn't ready to experience you doing that work right then." Thomas Paul Murphy Originally...

Monday, June 16, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: “An Artist that doesn’t have any customers is stil...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: “An Artist that doesn’t have any customers is stil...: “An Artist that doesn’t have any customers is still an Artist!” 06 16 2014 Meaning of quote. And there are many fields that ar...

Monday, June 2, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Consolation Quote of the day 06 02 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Consolation Quote of the day 06 02 2014: Consolation Quote of the day 06 02 2014 "I like a person who has the look of a contemplating attempt at understanding on their face ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Bonus Quote of the day 06 02 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Bonus Quote of the day 06 02 2014: Bonus Quote of the day 06 02 2014 "Go home and split another one hundred dollar bottle of sh1t for brains with your son." Tho...

Monday, April 14, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 04 14 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 04 14 2014: Quote of the day 04 14 2014 "I bother you a lot more than I know!" Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 04 14 2014 at:...

Thursday, April 3, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Poetry 04 03 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Poetry 04 03 2014: Poetry 04 03 2014 The fresh ink on the morning newspaper smells like the dead mouse in the crawl space your mother told you to take care ...

Monday, March 31, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: So am an on Yahoo and looking at stock prices when...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: So am an on Yahoo and looking at stock prices when...: So am an on Yahoo and looking at stock prices when a video comes on about how to shave your head, it was for razor blade commercial.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Therapy Suggestion 03 25 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Therapy Suggestion 03 25 2014: Therapy Suggestion 03 25 2014 Maybe if you didn't talk like a demon you wouldn't hate yourself as if you were one. Thomas Paul ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A smoker is never on the level and your momma was ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A smoker is never on the level and your momma was ...: That brings up an interesting scene 03 25 2014 Ever have a home contractor come to your home and they are a smoker and you thought just t...

Friday, March 14, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: On the English 03 14 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: On the English 03 14 2014: On the English 03 14 2014 "You are not allowed to worship the monkey without being compared to one!"

Sunday, March 9, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Philosophy of the day 03 09 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Philosophy of the day 03 09 2014: Philosophy of the day 03 09 2014 Those who can learn can teach. Those who can't learn, can't learn. That would be a great ba...

Saturday, March 8, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Dorky Humor 03 08 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Dorky Humor 03 08 2014: Dorky Humor 03 08 2014 I think that if I buy an apple from a grocery store, eat most of it and plant seed in a pot and then in my backyar...

Friday, March 7, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: How to talk to a woman 03 07 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: How to talk to a woman 03 07 2014: How to talk to a woman 03 07 2014 "Maybe I care for you and that would preclude your own will from asserting itself." Thomas...

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 03 05 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 03 05 2014: Quote of the day 03 05 2014 "All you can do for work is the next day bother me again." Thomas Paul Murphy Originally publish...

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Thursday, January 30, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 30 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 30 2014: Quote of the day 01 30 2014 "I will still be me tomorrow." Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 01 30 2014 at: www.the...

Sunday, January 26, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Riddle of the day 01 26 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Riddle of the day 01 26 2014: Riddle of the day 01 26 2014 "What does someone who does drugs and alcohol enjoy about life?" Answer below: Thomas Paul Mu...

Saturday, January 25, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the day 01 25 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the day 01 25 2014: Phrase of the day 01 25 2014 "Instead of someone being more of something you should be less of something!" or "Instead ...

Friday, January 24, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: As I sit at my computer I hear 01 24 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: As I sit at my computer I hear 01 24 2014: As I sit at my computer I hear 01 24 2014 As I sit at my computer I hear the squawky voice of a woman speaking on the television in the a...

Thursday, January 23, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Guardian of the Dead Zone 01 23 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Guardian of the Dead Zone 01 23 2014: The Guardian of the Dead Zone 01 23 2014 Now that would be an excellent theme for a science fiction movie!

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 21 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 21 2014: Quote of the day 01 21 2014 "When was the last time your father told you he loved you without actually doing it?" Thomas Paul...

Thursday, January 16, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor The Voice in my head said 01 16 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor The Voice in my head said 01 16 2014: Voice in my head heard while I was just playing my guitar. "I want you do heave that thing in the sink of the toilet until the seat ...

Monday, January 13, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Goodness Me 01 13 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Goodness Me 01 13 2014: A Goodness Me 01 13 2014 "Goodness me, King David gave me some money after he had sex with my wife

Friday, January 10, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Shopping Environment Today is Like 01 10 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Shopping Environment Today is Like 01 10 2014: The Shopping Environment Today is Like 01 10 2014 The Shopping Environment today is like being in a classroom full of Learning Disabled ...

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Good Principle in Life to Follow 01 07 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Good Principle in Life to Follow 01 07 2014: A Good Principle in Life to Follow 01 07 2014 "Is to always behave as if the whole world is watching you!" And you don't ...

Sunday, January 5, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Censorship 01 05 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Censorship 01 05 2014: Censorship 01 05 2014 "When people are prevented from saying something bad about a person or group, even though it is true; that is ...

Saturday, January 4, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Motivation to eat more fruits and vegetables 01 04...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Motivation to eat more fruits and vegetables 01 04...: Motivation to eat more fruits and vegetables 01 04 2014 "Bought four apples two days ago; about time I have one today." Thoma...

Monday, December 30, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 12 30 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 12 30 2013: Quote of the day 12 30 2013 "Plants won't grow in your presence and nor will sickness heal." Thomas Paul Murphy Original...

Friday, December 27, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Introspection 12 27 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Introspection 12 27 2013: Introspection 12 27 2013 What is there here for you anyway?  What makes you happy? Introspection is, asking yourself those questions. ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Dialog of the day 12 27 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Dialog of the day 12 27 2013: Dialog of the day 12 27 2013 "How did you first learn you were a homosexual." "When I was a boy I asked my mother what I...

Thursday, December 19, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Question of the day 12 19 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Question of the day 12 19 2013: Question of the day 12 19 2013 "What did your mother tell you when you asked her why she was so unhappy?" Thomas Paul Murphy ...

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Your idea of work is 12 18 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Your idea of work is 12 18 2013: Your idea of work is 12 18 2013 Your idea of work is to wait until someone gets very focused and is concentrating on what they are doing;...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Your idea of work is 12 18 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Your idea of work is 12 18 2013: Your idea of work is 12 18 2013 Your idea of work is to wait until someone gets very focused and is concentrating on what they are doing;...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Life to you 12 18 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Life to you 12 18 2013: Life to you 12 18 2013 "Life to you is about your woman,

Sunday, December 15, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Money can't solve the air and water pollution beca...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Money can't solve the air and water pollution beca...: "Money can't solve the air and water pollution because the people who have it art part of that pollution!" Night Owl Cl...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Philosophy for Personal Development 12 15 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Philosophy for Personal Development 12 15 2013: Philosophy for Personal Development 12 15 2013 "Maybe if you didn't laugh at the things an idiot laughs at you wouldn't be a...

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Witticism regarding computer cables 12 05 2013

A good way to remember how to insert a USB cable into your computer is that the crack of the metal is on the underside when you put it in the port; essentially the same way one sits on a toilet.  For this one computer it holds true on all three USB ports.  Try it on yours and remember it that way. Hold the cable up first and look for the crack and then orientate it that way as you plug it in that slot you can't see without "owling" your neck.

Thomas Paul Murphy

Originally published on 12 05 2013 at: www.themilwaukeeandwisconsinnews.blogspot.com


Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy

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Tuesday, December 3, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: New Psychological Principle 12 03 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: New Psychological Principle 12 03 2013: New Psychological Principle 12 03 2013 "You trying to prove that the woman you know is in you (likely your mother or father?) is str...

Saturday, November 30, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Musky Playing Cards

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Musky Playing Cards: Musky Playing Cards by ThomasPaulMurphy Shop for Musky Playing Cards online at Zazzle.com

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Life Philosophy of the day 11 30 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Life Philosophy of the day 11 30 2013: Life Philosophy of the day 11 30 2013 "An uncommon skill; to be able to take your time, catch your breath from fear and articulate w...

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Accusation of the day 11 27 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Accusation of the day 11 27 2013: Accusation of the day 11 27 2013 "You resent being told that you have to remember something." It means you resent having to b...

Monday, November 25, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote on modern music 11 25 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote on modern music 11 25 2013: Quote on modern music 11 25 2013 "Somewhere in the clamor of the drums, the electric guitars and the synthesizer the voice of the mo...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote on modern music 11 25 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote on modern music 11 25 2013: Quote on modern music 11 25 2013 "Somewhere in the clamor of the drums, the electric guitars and the synthesizer the voice of the mo...

Sunday, November 24, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: You were made out of crumble.

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: You were made out of crumble.: You were made out of crumble. That is indeed my short story of the day. Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 11 24 2013 at: www...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the day 11 24 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the day 11 24 2013: Phrase of the day 11 24 2013 "She finds she often needs to reassure the (big) man that she married that he is a man." Thomas ...

Friday, November 22, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the day 11 22 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the day 11 22 2013: Phrase of the day 11 22 2013 "Better than a Jarvis Brothers porn movie." Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 11 22 20...

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Father 11 20 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Father 11 20 2013: Father 11 20 2013 Did you ever watch your fathers hands work when you were a boy, and you thought, "He is my father, therefore I wil...

Monday, November 11, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 11 11 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 11 11 2013: Quote of the day 11 11 2013 "With all that jealousy you might be prone to self destructive behavior!" We need to develop some...

Sunday, November 10, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Satanic American Health Care Economy 11/10/2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Satanic American Health Care Economy 11/10/2013: Satanic American Health Care Economy 11/10/2013 1.        “The Make a Fetal Alcohol Child's Dream Foundation has provided you ...

Monday, November 4, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 11 04 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 11 04 2013: Quote of the day 11 04 2013 "You wouldn't be jealous if your mom hadn't convinced you that you were better." Copyrigh...

Sunday, November 3, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Strongest Motivation for Belief in One Self is...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Strongest Motivation for Belief in One Self is...: The Strongest Motivation for Belief in One Self is 11 03 2013 The fact that you are a good and honest person, have not done bad things an...

Thursday, October 31, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Second Quote of the day 10 31 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Second Quote of the day 10 31 2013: Second Quote of the day 10 31 2013 "When you fight me you are fighting reality and that is not good for your mental or emotional hea...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Business Opportunity Invention Needed 10 31 2013...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Business Opportunity Invention Needed 10 31 2013...: Business Opportunity Invention Needed   10 31 2013 Some women would do well with makeup designed specifically for the type of lighting th...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day How come you married him......

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day How come you married him......: "How come you married him and yet; want to talk to me all day?" And that will indeed be the quote of the day. Copyright 2013 ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Babble Logic 10 31 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Babble Logic 10 31 2013: Babble Logic 10 31 2013 That is the new phrase of the day.  It means that she talked for awhile and thought she actually proved something...

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The little woman's mind likes to 10 30 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The little woman's mind likes to 10 30 2013: The little woman's mind likes to 10 30 2013 "The little woman's mind likes to scheme little conflicts, distractions, disrupti...

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 10 29 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 10 29 2013: Quote of the day 10 29 2013 "You were spoiled into believing you were intelligent." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Origin...

Sunday, October 27, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day on Halloween Trick or Treat 10 27...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day on Halloween Trick or Treat 10 27...: Quote of the day on Halloween Trick or Treat  10 27 2013 "We don't have to give you kids candy like everyone else does because t...

Friday, October 25, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 10 25 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 10 25 2013: Quote of the day 10 25 2013 "I have to run this business so I will do this to you." Might be called a self directed delusion ...

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor of the day 10 22 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor of the day 10 22 2013: Humor of the day 10 22 2013 "I like the fish you buy at the grocery store that is leotard wrapped for the freezer." Copyrigh...

Thursday, October 17, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 10 17 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 10 17 2013: Quote of the day 10 17 2013 "You can either have your bottle or happiness." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally publ...

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A phrase with rhetorical depth and insight 10 15 ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A phrase with rhetorical depth and insight 10 15 ...: A phrase with rhetorical depth and insight  10 15 2013 "Eyeball mobility disorder." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Origin...

Sunday, October 13, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 10 13 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 10 13 2013: Quote of the day 10 13 2013 "You ought to reward yourself, you think that you can do all I can do already." Copyright 2013 Th...

Friday, October 11, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Observation of the day 10 11 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Observation of the day 10 11 2013: Observation of the day 10 11 2013 Arabic and Hebrew letters do indeed look like they can be translated into notes on a harp. Copyright ...

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the day 10 08 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the day 10 08 2013: Phrase of the day 10 08 2013 "A mind coveted to the exclusion of self." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally publish...

Saturday, October 5, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 10 05 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 10 05 2013: Quote of the day 10 05 2013 "I thought I would be good at being an adult." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally publ...

Friday, October 4, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day number 2 10 04 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day number 2 10 04 2013: Quote of the day number 2 10 04 2013 "Don't be afraid to tell you son that you were a blue faced baby.  That is something he nee...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day and this one is not from me but i...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day and this one is not from me but i...: Quote of the day and this one is not from ME but it is very good.  I don't know where I heard it first, maybe a Clark Gable movie? ...

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 25 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 25 2013: Quote of the day 09 25 2013 "If you had been told to talk normal maybe you would be normal and healthy today!" Copyright 201...

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 24 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 24 2013: Quote of the day 09 24 2013 "You belong in a camp of smiling lepers." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: "Where is my love!!!" New T shirt available

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: "Where is my love!!!" New T shirt available: -----> Where is my love? <------ Link is safe. Signed, Thomas Paul Murphy

Thursday, September 19, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 19 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 19 2013: Quote of the day 09 19 2013 "You are drawn to human beings like a Nazi German magnetized ship mine." Copyright 2013 Thomas P...

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor of the day 09 17 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor of the day 09 17 2013: Humor of the day 09 17 2013 If an oven has six places to put the wrack how are you supposed to follow the directions when it say's pl...

Monday, September 16, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Oh Let's See 09 16 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Oh Let's See 09 16 2013: Oh Let’s See’s "On the advice of Barrack Obama my Jewish son dated a gay man and got raped." The "Oh Let's ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 16 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 16 2013: Quote of the day 09 16 2013 "Using the word schizophrenic is taking the Lords name in vain." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murph...

Friday, September 13, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Real Nature of Protect and Serve is 09 13 2013...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Real Nature of Protect and Serve is 09 13 2013...: The Real Nature of Protect and Serve is 09 13 2013 "The real nature of to protect and serve is to give a voice to those who have bee...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: $120 million dollar professional baseball contract...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: $120 million dollar professional baseball contract...: $120 million dollar professional baseball contract 09 13 2013 "And what parent can't teach a dog how to fetch a stick." C...

Monday, September 9, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: When you laugh to yourself it is a sign you are a ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: When you laugh to yourself it is a sign you are a ...: When you laugh to yourself it is a sign you are a happy person 09 09 2013 That is all you need to tell someone who questions why you lau...

Friday, September 6, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Question of the day 09 06 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Question of the day 09 06 2013: Question of the day 09 06 2013 "What is it that can't wait to start off every day of its life by being mean to human beings?&quo...

Thursday, September 5, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 05 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 05 2013: Quote of the day 09 05 2013 "When push comes to shove, the next thing it 'thinks' , is that it owns you!" Copyright 2...

Monday, August 26, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 26 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 26 2013: Quote of the day 08 26 2013 In response to reading a mention of how fracking endangers the worlds supply of fresh water, "The enti...

Sunday, August 25, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 25 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 25 2013: Quote of the day 08 25 2013 "To her, everything was an expression of absent drama." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Origin...

Friday, August 23, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 23 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 23 2013: Quote of the day 08 23 2013 "My memory is like the gaps between the twigs of a Screech owls nest." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul...

Thursday, August 22, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 22 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 22 2013: Quote of the day 08 22 2013 When asked why she couldn't stop molesting people she answered, "Because it hurts when I stop."...

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day number 2

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day number 2: Quote of the day number 2 "Daddy say's he'll make this in to whatever kind of country I want it to be!" Copyright 201...

Friday, August 9, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 09 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 09 2013: Quote of the day 08 09 2013 "Whatever I ate still wants my stomach for itself." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally...

Saturday, August 3, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 03 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 03 2013: Quote of the day 08 03 2013 "She is the reason that some countries have dowry's!" Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Orig...

Thursday, August 1, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 01 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 01 2013: Quote of the day 08 01 2013 "She believes it is cute to insult someone; because intelligence has always been an insult to her."...

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 07 31 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 07 31 2013: Quote of the day 07 31 2013 "We can’t put our best foot forward when people take turns stepping on it." Copyright 20...

Friday, July 26, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote 3 of the day 07 26 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote 3 of the day 07 26 2013: Quote 3 of the day 07 26 2013 "Whatever I think of you, your mother does to.  But she doesn't have the strength for the messag...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day II 07 26 2013 You have to be a...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day II 07 26 2013 You have to be a...: Quote of the day  II  07 26 2013  You have to be a midget to look inside a refrigerator! It is like, "Get the midget I need somet...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: QuOtE oF ThE dAy 07 26 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: QuOtE oF ThE dAy 07 26 2013: QuOtE oF ThE dAy 07 26 2013 "I want to be on American Television so that everyone will see me when I'm sticking my tongue out!&q...

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 07 10 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 07 10 2013: Quote of the Day 07 10 2013 "If you tried to teach them maturity their parents would hate them." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul M...

Monday, July 8, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day Your Stories 07 08 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day Your Stories 07 08 2013: Quote of the day Your Stories 07 08 2013 "Your stories are only yours if you can tell them." Contrast this to, "Your st...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the Day with regard to drug dealers 07 0...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the Day with regard to drug dealers 07 0...: Phrase of the Day with regard to drug dealers 07 08 2013 Mr Pot or P.O.T. is really Mr. Poverty Of Thought!!! A good way to think of it...

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of Day 06 05 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of Day 06 05 2013: Phrase of Day 06 05 2013 Regurgitate Translation Of Thought Unknown To The Thinker Acronym: RTOTUTTT Acronym pronounced: Rotout A rot...

Friday, May 31, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Mean Sports Humor 05 31 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Mean Sports Humor 05 31 2013: Mean Sports Humor 05 31 2013 With regard to a famous Milwaukee Brewers baseball hitter, "He has a head like a Cuckoo Bird Ostrich.&q...

Thursday, May 30, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor How to teach an objectified child or adult 0...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor How to teach an objectified child or adult 0...: Humor How to teach an objectified child or adult 05 30 2013 To teach an objectified child or adult it is of paramount importance that you...

Friday, May 24, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 05 24 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 05 24 2013: Quote of the Day 05 24 2013 " I know what an Old Italian woman would do at a time like this; she would pinch your pale druid cheeks ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 05 24 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 05 24 2013: Quote of the Day 05 24 2013 "Someone that drinks alcohol is of a different religion than someone that doesn't." Copyright...

Sunday, May 12, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 05 12 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 05 12 2013: Quote of the Day 05 12 2013 "There is no cure for being exhausted from being mean to people!" Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murp...

Friday, May 10, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Question of the Day 05 10 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Question of the Day 05 10 2013: Question of the Day 05 10 2013 "What is the nature of someone who denies a man from taking pride in a job well done?" Copyrigh...

Thursday, May 2, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 05 02 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 05 02 2013: Quote of the Day 05 02 2013 "An economy piratized by Corporations." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published o...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Painting of a Modern Last Supper Will Be 05 02 2...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Painting of a Modern Last Supper Will Be 05 02 2...: A Painting of a Modern Last Supper Will Be 05 02 2013 "One of Jesus Christ holding a Grail filled with Radium Water!" And the...

Monday, April 29, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor Quote of the Day 04 29 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor Quote of the Day 04 29 2013: Quote of the Day 04 29 2013 "How is your bald spot coming?" Be sure to ask your neighbor who always wears the Baseball Cap. ...

Saturday, April 27, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Average American Judea/Christian Belief Today ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Average American Judea/Christian Belief Today ...: The Average American Judea/Christian Belief Today is 04 28 2013 "What is the harm if someone get's persecuted and no one knows a...

Friday, April 26, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Advice of the Day 04 26 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Advice of the Day 04 26 2013: Advice of the Day 04 26 2013 "The worst thing that you can do for your mean spoiled brat daughter (son) and the rest of us is to tel...

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 04 23 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 04 23 2013: Quote of the Day 04 23 2013 "Yes.  I understand.  That is the right thing to do...and I will do it tomorrow or the next day instead ...

Monday, April 22, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: When to urge a loved one to seek psychiatric care ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: When to urge a loved one to seek psychiatric care ...: When to urge a loved one to seek psychiatric care 04 22 2013 I am quite convinced that if you loved one has the desire to breath clean ai...

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 04 17 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 04 17 2013: Quote of the Day 04 17 2013 What is even more odd than one person talking to themselves because there is no other way that they can hear ...

Monday, April 15, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Two Quotes of the Day 04 15 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Two Quotes of the Day 04 15 2013: Two Quotes of the Day 04 15 2013 "I didn't 'urn' any money." & "What happens when the beast is separa...

Saturday, April 13, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 04 13 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 04 13 2013: Quote of the Day 04 13 2013 "She was a spinster woman, didn't really like men." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Origin...

Thursday, April 11, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 04 11 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 04 11 2013: "I have seen and heard the words and voice of whores and hags come out of the mouths of young boys!" Thomas Paul Murphy ...

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor of the Day 03 20 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor of the Day 03 20 2013: Humor of the Day  03 20 2013 "A piece of pancake lodged between your teeth is like a sponge full of sugar." Copyright 2013 T...

Thursday, March 14, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 03 14 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 03 14 2013: Quote of the Day 03 14 2013 "You've worked for 10 minutes already today, go on your fat butt break." Copyright 2013 Thoma...

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Monday Morning Prayer 03 13 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Monday Morning Prayer 03 13 2013: Monday Morning Prayer 03 13 2013 "Mean person! You do that work!  Just he way you learned from me!" Copyright 2013 Thomas Pau...

Thursday, March 7, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 03 07 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 03 07 2013: Quote of the day 03 07 2013 "I lost my son's again." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 03 07 20...

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 03 05 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 03 05 2013: Quote of the Day 03 05 2013 "Your idea of humor is talking with your mouth full." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Original...

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quotes of the Day 02 27 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quotes of the Day 02 27 2013: Quotes of the Day 02 27 2013 "Time is meaningless, I get up and I trudge." *****' "You'll grow up to be calle...

Monday, February 25, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Few Statements on the Environment 02 25 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Few Statements on the Environment 02 25 2013: A Few Statements on the Environment 02 25 2013 Money should never be the main issue as to why we do not protect our environment. Anyone...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Question of the Day 02 25 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Question of the Day 02 25 2013: Question of the Day 02 25 2013 "Is the love of money really the hatred of work?" To work means to think doesn't it! C...

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote 2 of the Day 02 19 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote 2 of the Day 02 19 2013: Quote 2 of the Day 02 19 2013 "I bet you could train a group of ten monkeys to play basketball five on five.  And that they could indeed ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 02 19 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 02 19 2013: Quote of the Day 02 19 2013 "One thinks like a man and the other like a Lucy who want's the assembly line to work her way!" Copyright 2...

Thursday, February 14, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 02 14 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 02 14 2013: "Your son can’t work because he is dancing around the cars that are raised up on jacks with a pot pipe in his hands at his uncles automo...

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 01 29 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 01 29 2013: Quote of the Day 01 29 2013 "Classic works of literature that survive the test of time have one thing in common; they are extended...

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 23 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 23 2013: "Satan defined:  You have a mean case of adaptive mental retardation." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 01 23 ...

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 22 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 22 2013: "Did you ever look at someone who looks ugly and mean and they want to beat you up because you looked at them?" If so follow link: >>>>...

Sunday, January 20, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Exact Opposite of Me 01 20 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Exact Opposite of Me 01 20 2013: The Exact Opposite of Me 01 20 2013 "I couldn't wait to drive on thin ice. The first thing that I did after my daddy bought me a BMW and...

Friday, January 18, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 01 18 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 01 18 2013: "He thinks in the same manner as a weasel tries to back its way out of a hole." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published...

Thursday, January 17, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: And on the next day he met the most beautiful wome...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: And on the next day he met the most beautiful wome...: And on the next day he met the most beautiful women and all wanted to make love to him but he only made love to one on that next day. Co...

Saturday, January 12, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 01 12 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 01 12 2013: "I couldn't tell a Wolf from a German Shepherd." Copyright 2013 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 01 12 2013 at: www.themilwa...

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Thursday, January 3, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Incredible photo shows baby reach out — from the w...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Incredible photo shows baby reach out — from the w...: Incredible photo shows baby reach out — from the womb Link to article title that I commenting on: http://now.msn.com/alicia-atkins-show...

Saturday, December 29, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 12 29 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 12 29 2012: "Evils flawed thinking:  If you can get somone to believe it about themselves it means it's not true of yourself." It's always true about...

Thursday, December 27, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Impromptu Ironical Quote of the Day 12 27 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Impromptu Ironical Quote of the Day 12 27 2012: Impromptu Ironical Quote of the Day 12 27 2012 "And God so loved his children that he took them with him wherever he went." Is it cynic...

Saturday, December 22, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 12 22 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 12 22 2012: Quote of the day 12 22 2012 "She lies through her cosmetically unsharpened teeth." Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy

Friday, December 21, 2012

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: As I looked at Joseph Biden's photograph above a n...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: As I looked at Joseph Biden's photograph above a n...: As I looked at Joseph Biden's photograph above a news article this morning I thought this,  " An oxymoron is: To be angry at someone bec...

Sunday, December 16, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Do you remember 12 16 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Do you remember 12 16 2012: Do you remember the old black and white television comedy pair of the Depression era?  I won't mention their names but one was fat and had ...

Monday, December 3, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quotes of the day :The Reward for Personal Develop...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quotes of the day :The Reward for Personal Develop...: Quotes of the Day 12 03 2012 The reward for personal development; 'I am high on myself because I like myself.  What to know why?  I don't...

Monday, November 26, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Second Quote of the Day 11 26 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Second Quote of the Day 11 26 2012: "You're hooked good and the line is not going to break.  I got the rod strapped on and will not be pulled in or tired.  And here is how it ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote One of the Day 11 26 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote One of the Day 11 26 2012: "Hey can of beans head, logic was one of my favorite college courses!" © 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy If you love my writings you wi...

Friday, November 16, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the Day 11 16 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the Day 11 16 2012: "The famous paintresses of Ole' Da Vinci." There weren't any were there? © 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy If you love my writings y...

Thursday, November 15, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Thanksgiving Funny 11 15 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Thanksgiving Funny 11 15 2012: You cook the Duck on top of the Turkey and the oil from the Duck bastes the Turkey and keeps it moist. © 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy ...

Monday, November 12, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Second Quote of the Day 11 12 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Second Quote of the Day 11 12 2012: "Hey look what I've got of his today!" © 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy If you love my writings you will love my novel it is a science...

Friday, November 9, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote number two 11 09 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote number two 11 09 2012: "You have worn that skirt for so long it is about time you tell us your a homo." © 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy If you love my writi...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 11 09 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 11 09 2012: "Did Einstein mean for only Jews to have the Atom Bomb?" PS.  No one is more of a Semmite than I am. © 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy ...

Monday, November 5, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote Number 5 11 05 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote Number 5 11 05 2012: "No Economy that prevents the best from succeeding will ever survive." © 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy If you love my writings you...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote Four 11 05 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote Four 11 05 2012: "Whenever I go to Madison I always come back with more of my intellect." © 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy If you love my writings you ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote Number 3 11 05 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote Number 3 11 05 2012: "To create and believe in a world of false importance by silencing your source of truth." © 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy If you love...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 11 05 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 11 05 2012: "Make a hot  box of my house, and treat me like a louse." © 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy If you love my writings you will lo...

Sunday, October 28, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 10 28 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 10 28 2012: "Don't let the takings of it dissuade you from finishing the makings of it." © 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy If you love my writings y...

Friday, October 26, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 10 26 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 10 26 2012: "I am nothing in this world and yet I am something to them." © 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy If you love my writings you will ...

Sunday, October 21, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Best versus First 10 21 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Best versus First 10 21 2012: Best versus First 10 21 2012 You will never be best when you lower the competition so you’re first. You will never be best whe...

Thursday, October 18, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quotes of the Day 10 18 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quotes of the Day 10 18 2012: "Toss me a round rotten fruit to eat." "You can't fight the good fight if you have never known wrong from right." © 2012 Thomas ...

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 10 16 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 10 16 2012: Quote of the Day 10 16 2012 "With an uneducated public anyone can be president." Throw in a television staffed with the uneducated and ...

Sunday, September 30, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 30 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 30 2012: This one is in heart warming neophyte kibibble verse. "My sisters coffee mug of expensive." Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy If...

Thursday, September 20, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Second Quote of the Day 09 20 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Second Quote of the Day 09 20 2012: "Her only basis for belief in herself was that she was a bad person." © 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy If you love my writings you wil...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 09 20 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 09 20 2012: “If you claim that it is indeed your own true work and creation then you can indeed repeat it at any time, barring no external influen...

Sunday, September 9, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 09 09 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 09 09 2012: Quote of the Day 09 09 2012 “You could lock the devil in a room and only give it food and water and he/she/they would never be hap...

Friday, September 7, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 09 07 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 09 07 2012: "The reason that your are sick and dying is because you actively tried to make other people sick." Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy ...

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 09 05 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 09 05 2012: "Give that 5417 kid a violin to learn how to play so that when I am doing work and listening to classical music she listens to that instead...

Saturday, September 1, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 09 01 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 09 01 2012: "A Bad Comparison Way of Life:  You got yours, and nobody else can have any, even if it is their own, because if they did you would be mise...

Friday, August 31, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Second Quote of the Day 08 31 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Second Quote of the Day 08 31 2012: "If it sounds like the wind let it come and go like the wind." Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 08 31 2012 at: ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 08 31 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 08 31 2012: "First the Hob Nabob women came with folding stock AK 47's under their shawls, then came the electric monkey." Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul...

Thursday, August 30, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Theological Question 08 30 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Theological Question 08 30 2012: Theological Question 08 30 2012 "How many Kings earned their title?" © 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy You will love my Novel "The Vo...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 08 30 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 08 30 2012: "How hard they have to try to prove to you that you are like him." Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 08 30 2012 ...

Saturday, August 25, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Two Quotes for the Day 08 25 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Two Quotes for the Day 08 25 2012: "Schizophrenic's you are the father's and mother's of you own master races." & "Only your sister would marry you." *** If you lo...

Friday, August 24, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: There was no such thing as MENSA 08 24 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: There was no such thing as MENSA 08 24 2012: There was no such thing as MENSA   08 24 2012 If there were truly a MENSA the world would not be in the shape that it is in.   We w...

Thursday, August 23, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 08 23 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 08 23 2012: "Some minds care and some dare not to care." Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 08 23 2012 at: www.themilwaukeean...

Monday, August 20, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Irony Number Two Chicago made an Umpa Lumpa out of...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Irony Number Two Chicago made an Umpa Lumpa out of...: It was maybe about a month or two ago that I watched Rosy O'Donald (Sp?)brag on television that she never has to pay for a meal in Chicago!...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the Day 08 20 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the Day 08 20 2012: Phrase of the Day 08 20 2012 "Organized Losers" Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 08 20 2012 at: www.themilwa...

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 08 08 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the Day 08 08 2012: "If you can't find good friends it is best to just do things with your family." If you love my writings you will love my novel it i...

Saturday, July 28, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Third Quote of the Day 07 28 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Third Quote of the Day 07 28 2012: "Can you imagine that, a woman of the parable of the talents; not wanting you child to read?" I liked it so much I even made a song about...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quotes of the day 07 28 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quotes of the day 07 28 2012: Quotes of the day 07 28 2012 “Lenora’s life was so hard because she had to do imaginairy work all day.” And “The idiot fell of...

Saturday, July 14, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote Why are 07 14 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote Why are 07 14 2012: Quote of the day 07 14 2012 "Why aren't you tripping on my stuck out foot." Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on...

Thursday, May 24, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Greatest skill a detective can have is 05 22 2...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Greatest skill a detective can have is 05 22 2...: The Greatest skill a detective can have is, "To be able to sense what questions she prevented you from asking." Copyright 2012 Thomas Pau...

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The average Milwaukee person is so stupid

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The average Milwaukee person is so stupid: The average Milwaukee person is so stupid they should have a beer label stamped on their forehead. Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy Ori...

Monday, May 21, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Claiming ignorance and the inability to understand...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Claiming ignorance and the inability to understand...: "Claiming ignorance and the inability to understand someone when you do is not a valid defense." Copyright 2012 Thomas Pual Murphy Orig...

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Second Quote of the day 05 16 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Second Quote of the day 05 16 2012: "There is a ;man capable of thought independent of us we must do something about him." Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally pub...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 05 16 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 05 16 2012: "That thing you call a husband which you should keep on a leash looks confused again today." Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy Originall...

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: My underwear 01 11 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: My underwear 01 11 2012: "My underwear is all in the clothes oven." Thomas Paul Murphy Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 01 11 2012 at: ...

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: As my nose bled 01102012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: As my nose bled 01102012: "As my nose bled I realized the taste of steak in my mouth again." Thomas Paul Murphy Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally pub...

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Old Motor Cars in Forest Calendar or Image

Thursday, May 26, 2011Perfect Fathers Day Gift


Perfect Fathers Day Gift

Old Motor Cars in Forest Calendar or Image



While hiking deep into a Southern Wisconsin forest I came across this hidden group of old motor car. I felt that they had so much “character” that I wanted to make these photographs available to you. The calendar would make a great present for Father’s Day.

These pictures combine my love for nature with that of “Motor Cars”.


Find Calendar of -old-motor-cars-in-forest here


Thomas Paul Murphy


Copyright 2011 Thomas Paul Murphy


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Yah, sweetie, whatever the right answer is.

"Yah, sweetie, whatever the right answer is."

Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2011 Thomas Paul Murphy

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Have not posted here for awhile as I plan to publish my new quotes in novels to follow

I have not posted here for awhile as I plan to publish new quotes in novels to be appearing soon.  But here is a quote for my fans to savor.

"I'll put it on your neat compooter, you nit computer."


Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2011 Thomas Paul Murphy

Originally Pusblished on 03 03 2011 at: http://quotesandwitticismsbythomasmurphy.blogspot.com/

I will post many links to my books on these websites and websites dedicted to each novel.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Why American Idol Failed to Find Much Talent.....

Why did the television contest show American Idol fail to find much talent?

Because nobody with the heart and soul in voice would have the courage to withstand the onslaught of insult of that ruddy Englishman.


Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Gouches 08 31 2010

The Gouches 08 31 2010


One gouche saw little Tommy was alone so he decided to beat him up.

The one gouche got another gouche and they went to beat up Tommy.

And Tommy beat them both up.

Those two beat up gouches got a third gouche and the three gouches went to beat up Tommy.

And Tommy beat up all three gouches.

The three gouches found a fourth and they found Tommy and started to pick on him.

Tommy beat up all four gouches.

The four gouches they knocked on the door of a fifth gouche and they went to beat up Tommy.

Damned if Tommy beat up all five gouches.

The five gouches went and found five more gouches and they encircled Tommy.

Tommy beat up all ten gouches good and they didn’t come back for more. They learned their lesson and never picked on anyone again.



Thomas Paul Murphy

Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

Originally published on 08 32 2010 at:
http://quotesandwitticismsbythomasmurphy.blogspot.com/

Friday, August 20, 2010

A few new ones for this page. 08 20 2010

If President Lincoln had sent all his letters maybe he wouldn’t have been assassinated. 08 19 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
The capacity for original thought is so foreign in the house of a child with one uneducated parent, that when a more intelligent child teaches them something, the response from the jealous child in resentment is “Who told you that!”.
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

There is nobody else like me.

Sometimes when we feel down about oursleves. We must realize:

There is nobody else like me.


Thomas

Thursday, June 3, 2010

I have exerted so much....


I have exerted so much energy writing and typing 43 pages and 8000 new words between yesterday evening and now that I must now go and exercise or my bodies remaining form and energy will shrivel up and be absorbed into my skull and I will then implode.

Macabre Humor

Thomas Paul Murphy

Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

On the Origin of Life

"The physical body of a human being can be considered energy unfolded into form. The energy being the emodiment of spirit. An idea of good formed the creative spirit into being, out of nothing. For the principal of this the idea of good being love. Love the only form of spirit strong enough that it could will the creation of itself. A creative spirit that then manifested itself into phsyical being in atomic form.

Another way to understand this origin of life principal is, "I think therefore I am and became." John Locke Was is credited for the first part, "I think therefore I am.""

Thomas Paul Murphy

Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Tommy's Goal In Life 05 25 2010

"Tommy's goal in life was to make a cookie so good that it would put the Girl Scout Cookie Company of America out of business."

Thomas Paul Murphy

Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

Friday, May 14, 2010

Too Busy

"Too busy pointing the finger to look in the mirror."

Thomas Paul Murphy

Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

Thursday, May 13, 2010

The Nature of the Jealous Thief 05 13 2010

“The Nature of Jealous Thief” 05 13 2010

“To keep finding things wrong with someone or something until you convince them there is nothing right with them. And then pick up what they discarded in shame and say it’s yours or sell them something that is new and inferior, or unattainable, or upon attainment insubstantial. This works on so many levels.”

Blessed are those who can think for themselves and do.

Thomas Paul Murphy

Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

The Articulated Grilling Spit 05 12 2010

The Articulated Grilling Spit 05 12 2010

Background, how many times have we eaten a roasted turkey that was cooked on a spit and wasn’t done on all ends. If there were only a spit that allowed for movement of the food along the line of the cooking axis. This could be actuated by a second hand crank for this separate function on the same spit, the spit thereby being able to be freely articulated along its axis for areas to be reached that otherwise were not reachable with a common spit. The actuation allowing for more even cooking and less undercooked spots. Marinated meats could be cooked to achieve more of a uniform “moistness” throughout, with this new articulated spit, as the meat as is often desired. The second linear mechanism would have to remain free from binding under temperature variations and built up waste, so we don’t miss any spots, as we articulate our spit.

Background, George Bernard Shaw once said and I am paraphrasing the quote, “If you put an Irishmen on a spit, there’s always another one ready to turn it.” Irishmen like to think of many variations of this spit. In summary, this invention, of a well articulated spit, would allow our spit to go places a traditional spit cannot.

Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Those who argue through attrition.

Types of People who argue through attrition.

Often this type of person was spoiled with too much attention when they were young and lead to believe they were born better than anyone else. This is what developed the ego that is not open to others ideas, and that is the most important part of the learning process. The attrition of their argument is a form of begging and this is how they best learned to get things when they were young. I also get the feeling that their parents thought they were better than anyone else and this was translated to the children’s behavior. It is not always the well to do that have this attitude it is also the woe always me’s, who feel they were unfortunate because they didn’t have any gifts at Christmas, and in reality lead to believe that those who have more are spoiled. Let them be beggars’ or motivate them in ways they would never recognize to do good for society with their wealth? Sometimes those who have more do good things with it but most often they do not. Sometimes we get mad at people as a last resort to get them to see our side of the argument, wouldn’t it be nice if they had developed the ability to listen in school. Sometimes those who have less spoil their kids with too much attention to overcompensate, these are often emotionally instable children and a distraction in the class room. The two opposite extreme forms of the same problem in society are:

1. The poor boy who bully’s because he is jealous.
2. And the rich kid who is jealous of the proper learning and parenting a poorer child got from his parents.
They both have learned to argue without listening.
A middle ground of understanding would seem to be best than either of these two extremes.

Blessed be those who think.

Thomas Paul Murphy

Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
What qualifies me to write this article? I took many psychology courses during college and made many observations regarding this throughout my life.

Attrition in Argument

Attrition in Argument

Attrition never wins arguments. Can you truly win an argument through attrition? No. Attrition is the failure of having the ability to argue. Those who argue via attrition do not know how to address counter issues or even see any part of the issue from the other standpoint or point of view. Often those who argue with attrition accuse the other of weakness regarding opinion or stance without really taking the time for the initial understanding of the other side. This is because they have developed an ego that never allowed them to learn in school or in life. Those who argue via attrition are usually unjust and already know they have a lesser foundation but never human enough to admit it.

Blessed be those who think.
Thomas Paul Murphy

Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

Monday, May 10, 2010

Todays Health Buddy Quote

Today’s Health Buddy Quote 05 10 2010

“You must be the change you see in this world” my father read to me this off the screen of his health buddy. And I agree with this but had to add a little sarcasm after many an endless bad day.
“Who wrote that?” I asked.
“Mahtama Gandhi.” My father replied.
I replied, “Well we are until we are chin deep in $h17 !”

Today's post has no relation or read into as to the prior post. In other words I have great respect for Gandhi. A quality I find very admirable in India Indians is that they are magnanimous with their advice. I mean they always have seemed to give good advice no matter how your mood is regarding whether you are feuding with them or not. Of course now that I have said this Murphy's law will try and prove me wrong. But I will give them credit that they have the fewer roads to hell that are paved with good intent, than any group I have known.



Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy