Wednesday, December 24, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 12 24 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 12 24 2014: Humor:  "Say it, say it.  Filet mig nons! Say it, say it. Filet mig nons." "Mig nons." Copyright 2014 Thomas Pau...

Saturday, November 29, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote His idea of being a man is 11 29 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote His idea of being a man is 11 29 2014: Quote His idea of being a man is 11 29 2014 "His idea of being a man is to bother men." Copyright 2014 Thomas Paul Murphy ...

Saturday, September 27, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Two Short Quotes 09 27 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Two Short Quotes 09 27 2014: Two Short Quotes 09 27 2014 "You have to have faith in daily exercise." *****' "If advice based on their own pers...

Saturday, September 20, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 20 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 20 2014: Quote of the day 09 20 2014 At some point in his life he realizes that his mother was only badly translated authority. Copyright 2014 ...

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: TUFT

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: TUFT: Perhaps it is a pun? It is the Tuft of hair on a Gorillas Buttocks (Buttox). From the Milwaukee County Zoo! Tuft by ThomasPaulMurph...

Monday, September 1, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 09 01 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 09 01 2014: Humor 09 01 2014 "The dog who walks far ahead of its owner because it doesn't want to be seen with her." Thomas Paul Mur...

Saturday, August 30, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 30 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 30 2014: Quote of the day 08 30 2014 "Males that argue with feminine pretense." Thomas Paul Murphy originally published on 08 30 201...

Monday, August 25, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014...: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014 The class clown that doesn't want any of the other kids to feel self conscious abo...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014...: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014 The class clown that doesn't want any of the other kids to feel self conscious abo...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Observation of the day 08 25 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Observation of the day 08 25 2014: They walk like slobs fed with a silver tablespoon. Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 08 25 2014 at: www.themilwaukeeandwiscons...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Observation of the day 08 25 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Observation of the day 08 25 2014: They walk like slobs fed with a silver tablespoon. Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 08 25 2014 at: www.themilwaukeeandwiscons...

Friday, August 22, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014 "SEEING LITTLE FISH IN THE WATER IS ALWAYS A HAPPY SIGHT!" http://www.zazzle.com/ree...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014 "SEEING LITTLE FISH IN THE WATER IS ALWAYS A HAPPY SIGHT!" http://www.zazzle.com/ree...

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: It's only funny to you and those who are scared of...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: It's only funny to you and those who are scared of...: It's only funny to you and those who are scared of you 08 20 2014 Copyright 2014 Thomas Paul Murphy originally published on 08 20 2...

Monday, July 14, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The wealthy set the worst example to the general p...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The wealthy set the worst example to the general p...: The wealthy set the worst example to the general public of what it means to have a college degree 07 14 2014 Thomas Paul Murphy Original...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor What to tell those who want to be a carpente...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor What to tell those who want to be a carpente...: Humor What to tell those who want to be a carpenter but shouldn't be 07 14 2014 "Get a new board." Thomas Paul Murphy Or...

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 07 09 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 07 09 2014: Humor 07 09 2014 Sometimes you can swat the juice out of a fly and it still keeps on buzzing. Lets compare the life of a child who was ...

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 06 17 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 06 17 2014: Quote of the day 06 17 2014 "I wasn't ready to experience you doing that work right then." Thomas Paul Murphy Originally...

Monday, June 16, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: “An Artist that doesn’t have any customers is stil...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: “An Artist that doesn’t have any customers is stil...: “An Artist that doesn’t have any customers is still an Artist!” 06 16 2014 Meaning of quote. And there are many fields that ar...

Monday, June 2, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Consolation Quote of the day 06 02 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Consolation Quote of the day 06 02 2014: Consolation Quote of the day 06 02 2014 "I like a person who has the look of a contemplating attempt at understanding on their face ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Bonus Quote of the day 06 02 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Bonus Quote of the day 06 02 2014: Bonus Quote of the day 06 02 2014 "Go home and split another one hundred dollar bottle of sh1t for brains with your son." Tho...

Monday, April 14, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 04 14 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 04 14 2014: Quote of the day 04 14 2014 "I bother you a lot more than I know!" Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 04 14 2014 at:...

Thursday, April 3, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Poetry 04 03 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Poetry 04 03 2014: Poetry 04 03 2014 The fresh ink on the morning newspaper smells like the dead mouse in the crawl space your mother told you to take care ...

Monday, March 31, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: So am an on Yahoo and looking at stock prices when...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: So am an on Yahoo and looking at stock prices when...: So am an on Yahoo and looking at stock prices when a video comes on about how to shave your head, it was for razor blade commercial.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Therapy Suggestion 03 25 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Therapy Suggestion 03 25 2014: Therapy Suggestion 03 25 2014 Maybe if you didn't talk like a demon you wouldn't hate yourself as if you were one. Thomas Paul ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A smoker is never on the level and your momma was ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A smoker is never on the level and your momma was ...: That brings up an interesting scene 03 25 2014 Ever have a home contractor come to your home and they are a smoker and you thought just t...

Friday, March 14, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: On the English 03 14 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: On the English 03 14 2014: On the English 03 14 2014 "You are not allowed to worship the monkey without being compared to one!"

Sunday, March 9, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Philosophy of the day 03 09 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Philosophy of the day 03 09 2014: Philosophy of the day 03 09 2014 Those who can learn can teach. Those who can't learn, can't learn. That would be a great ba...

Saturday, March 8, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Dorky Humor 03 08 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Dorky Humor 03 08 2014: Dorky Humor 03 08 2014 I think that if I buy an apple from a grocery store, eat most of it and plant seed in a pot and then in my backyar...

Friday, March 7, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: How to talk to a woman 03 07 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: How to talk to a woman 03 07 2014: How to talk to a woman 03 07 2014 "Maybe I care for you and that would preclude your own will from asserting itself." Thomas...

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 03 05 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 03 05 2014: Quote of the day 03 05 2014 "All you can do for work is the next day bother me again." Thomas Paul Murphy Originally publish...

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Thursday, January 30, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 30 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 30 2014: Quote of the day 01 30 2014 "I will still be me tomorrow." Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 01 30 2014 at: www.the...

Sunday, January 26, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Riddle of the day 01 26 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Riddle of the day 01 26 2014: Riddle of the day 01 26 2014 "What does someone who does drugs and alcohol enjoy about life?" Answer below: Thomas Paul Mu...

Saturday, January 25, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the day 01 25 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the day 01 25 2014: Phrase of the day 01 25 2014 "Instead of someone being more of something you should be less of something!" or "Instead ...

Friday, January 24, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: As I sit at my computer I hear 01 24 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: As I sit at my computer I hear 01 24 2014: As I sit at my computer I hear 01 24 2014 As I sit at my computer I hear the squawky voice of a woman speaking on the television in the a...

Thursday, January 23, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Guardian of the Dead Zone 01 23 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Guardian of the Dead Zone 01 23 2014: The Guardian of the Dead Zone 01 23 2014 Now that would be an excellent theme for a science fiction movie!

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 21 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 21 2014: Quote of the day 01 21 2014 "When was the last time your father told you he loved you without actually doing it?" Thomas Paul...

Thursday, January 16, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor The Voice in my head said 01 16 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor The Voice in my head said 01 16 2014: Voice in my head heard while I was just playing my guitar. "I want you do heave that thing in the sink of the toilet until the seat ...

Monday, January 13, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Goodness Me 01 13 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Goodness Me 01 13 2014: A Goodness Me 01 13 2014 "Goodness me, King David gave me some money after he had sex with my wife

Friday, January 10, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Shopping Environment Today is Like 01 10 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Shopping Environment Today is Like 01 10 2014: The Shopping Environment Today is Like 01 10 2014 The Shopping Environment today is like being in a classroom full of Learning Disabled ...

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Good Principle in Life to Follow 01 07 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Good Principle in Life to Follow 01 07 2014: A Good Principle in Life to Follow 01 07 2014 "Is to always behave as if the whole world is watching you!" And you don't ...

Sunday, January 5, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Censorship 01 05 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Censorship 01 05 2014: Censorship 01 05 2014 "When people are prevented from saying something bad about a person or group, even though it is true; that is ...

Saturday, January 4, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Motivation to eat more fruits and vegetables 01 04...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Motivation to eat more fruits and vegetables 01 04...: Motivation to eat more fruits and vegetables 01 04 2014 "Bought four apples two days ago; about time I have one today." Thoma...