Friday, December 9, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016 The complimentary steak knife in the Styrofoam box of steaks that does not want to cut but rather bent around...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016 The complimentary steak knife in the Styrofoam box of steaks that does not want to cut but rather bent around...

Saturday, September 24, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: The owner of the little grocery store will....

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: The owner of the little grocery store will....: Humor: The owner of the little grocery store will...09 24 2016 Humor: The owner of the little grocery store will send his daughter over t...

Saturday, August 27, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Flash Fiction: Summarizing Every Western I ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Flash Fiction: Summarizing Every Western I ...: Flash Fiction Western  08 27 2016 "You can't tell me what to do because I am no name man." © 2016 Thomas Paul Murphy Or...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: FREE Advice on how to become a DANCER 08 27 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: FREE Advice on how to become a DANCER 08 27 2016: FREE Advice on how to become a DANCER  08 27 2016 "You set things where people might trip on them and it might be you that trips on ...

Sunday, August 21, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor is 08 21 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor is 08 21 2016: Humor is 08 21 2016 "Ask me a bunch of queer questions and then sit there and pout when you ain't got the best of me." © ...

Saturday, August 6, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor that isn't 08 06 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor that isn't 08 06 2016: Humor that isn't 08 06 2016 What do you think a fireman thinks about this? "I was having me a cigarette and I fell asleep.&quo...

Friday, July 22, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: What Nun 07 22 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: What Nun 07 22 2016: Humor:  What Nun 07 22 2016 What Nun disambiguated the word Nun from the word NONE? Copyright 2016 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally publ...

Saturday, July 16, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 07 16 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 07 16 2016: Humor  07 16 2016 "A fly could fly in one of your ears and fly out the other; and all the while you would sit there with a conceited...

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: These are my sorority...05 26 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: These are my sorority...05 26 2016: Humor:  These are my sorority...05 26 2016 "These are my sorority girlfriends; they're my CORE!" Copyright 2016 Thomas Pa...

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Friends of the Whitefish Bay Library Writing C...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Friends of the Whitefish Bay Library Writing C...: The Friends of the Whitefish Bay Library Writing Contest Awards Ceremony (me in the green shirt) on 03 22 2016 I took third place in ...

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Inventions Needed 03 20 2016

Inventions Needed 03 20 2016

1. A dust pan that has a tab on the back of it that sits level with the floor.  So that you can secure the dustpan with your foot while drawing dust back into it with the broom.  Good for those with back problems who don't want to stay in that position while sweeping into the dustpan.

2.  An easy interface back up camera system for cars with hitches for boat trailers.  Whereby when backing up the camera on the back of the boat trailer helps guide you and not the one at the back of the car.  Such an interface would work whereby there is another socket back by the trailer hitch on the car.  Plug in the trailer lights to one and the back up camera to this one.  Whereby once the plug is being used the back up camera viewing monitor automatically defaults to it.


Copyright 2016 Thomas Paul Murphy
Originally published on 03 20 2016 at: www.themilwaukeeandwisconsinnews.blogspot.com
 

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: I am one of the Top 3 Winners of The Friends of th...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: I am one of the Top 3 Winners of The Friends of th...: I am one of the Top 3 Winners of The Friends of the Whitefish Bay Library Annual Writing Contest  The Reception is on Tuesday March 22nd at...

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Ricky was always mad at Lucy and it never m...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Ricky was always mad at Lucy and it never m...: Humor: Ricky was always mad at Lucy and it never made her any smarter 01 05 2016 Thomas Paul Murphy Copyright 2016 Originally publishe...

Thursday, May 14, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: I am not the only one who has heard the beast whee...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: I am not the only one who has heard the beast whee...: Quote of the day 05 14 2015 I am not the only one who has heard the beast wheezing in excitement. Thomas Paul Murphy Copyright 2015 ...

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: People don't equate Mental Retardation with Meanne...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: People don't equate Mental Retardation with Meanne...: People don't equate Mental Retardation with Meanness; you can't tell me that every Mean Person Isn't 05 05 2015 Copyright 201...

Saturday, April 25, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 04 25 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 04 25 2015: Humor 04 25 2015 “Hey fat faced kid, here is a stein of ground up corn juice.” Thomas Paul Murphy Copyright 2015 Originally pu...

Thursday, April 16, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote 04 16 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote 04 16 2015: Quote  04 16 2015 "Deprived of the ability to incite conflict they are less than nothing." Thomas Paul Murphy Copyright 2015...

Saturday, April 11, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Those who lack maturity have a higher mortality ra...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Those who lack maturity have a higher mortality ra...: Those who lack maturity have a higher mortality rate  04 11 2015 That is a belief system that I formed as a boy.  I always believed it t...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Those who lack maturity have a higher mortality ra...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Those who lack maturity have a higher mortality ra...: Those who lack maturity have a higher mortality rate  04 11 2015 That is a belief system that I formed as a boy.  I always believed it t...

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Fly Fishing is 03 25 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Fly Fishing is 03 25 2015: Humor: Fly Fishing is 03 25 2015 Spending an inordinate amount of time waving a wispy wand in a 5hi7 river. Thomas Paul Murphy Copyri...

Monday, March 2, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor Late Night Talk Show Comedians are like 03 0...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor Late Night Talk Show Comedians are like 03 0...: Humor Late Night Talk Show Comedians are like 03 02 2015 Humor Late Night Talk Show Comedians are like used car salesmen that got a bette...

Sunday, February 1, 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Schizo Humor 02 01 2015

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Schizo Humor 02 01 2015: Schizo Humor 02 01 2015 "You like to talk to me every so often and have a little protest, don't you." Thomas Paul Murphy ...

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 12 24 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 12 24 2014: Humor:  "Say it, say it.  Filet mig nons! Say it, say it. Filet mig nons." "Mig nons." Copyright 2014 Thomas Pau...

Saturday, November 29, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote His idea of being a man is 11 29 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote His idea of being a man is 11 29 2014: Quote His idea of being a man is 11 29 2014 "His idea of being a man is to bother men." Copyright 2014 Thomas Paul Murphy ...

Saturday, September 27, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Two Short Quotes 09 27 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Two Short Quotes 09 27 2014: Two Short Quotes 09 27 2014 "You have to have faith in daily exercise." *****' "If advice based on their own pers...

Saturday, September 20, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 20 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 09 20 2014: Quote of the day 09 20 2014 At some point in his life he realizes that his mother was only badly translated authority. Copyright 2014 ...

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: TUFT

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: TUFT: Perhaps it is a pun? It is the Tuft of hair on a Gorillas Buttocks (Buttox). From the Milwaukee County Zoo! Tuft by ThomasPaulMurph...

Monday, September 1, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 09 01 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 09 01 2014: Humor 09 01 2014 "The dog who walks far ahead of its owner because it doesn't want to be seen with her." Thomas Paul Mur...

Saturday, August 30, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 30 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 08 30 2014: Quote of the day 08 30 2014 "Males that argue with feminine pretense." Thomas Paul Murphy originally published on 08 30 201...

Monday, August 25, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014...: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014 The class clown that doesn't want any of the other kids to feel self conscious abo...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014...: Quick Observation of an Awards Ceremony 08 25 2014 The class clown that doesn't want any of the other kids to feel self conscious abo...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Observation of the day 08 25 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Observation of the day 08 25 2014: They walk like slobs fed with a silver tablespoon. Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 08 25 2014 at: www.themilwaukeeandwiscons...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Observation of the day 08 25 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Observation of the day 08 25 2014: They walk like slobs fed with a silver tablespoon. Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 08 25 2014 at: www.themilwaukeeandwiscons...

Friday, August 22, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014 "SEEING LITTLE FISH IN THE WATER IS ALWAYS A HAPPY SIGHT!" http://www.zazzle.com/ree...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014: Happy thought of the day 08 22 2014 "SEEING LITTLE FISH IN THE WATER IS ALWAYS A HAPPY SIGHT!" http://www.zazzle.com/ree...

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: It's only funny to you and those who are scared of...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: It's only funny to you and those who are scared of...: It's only funny to you and those who are scared of you 08 20 2014 Copyright 2014 Thomas Paul Murphy originally published on 08 20 2...

Monday, July 14, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The wealthy set the worst example to the general p...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The wealthy set the worst example to the general p...: The wealthy set the worst example to the general public of what it means to have a college degree 07 14 2014 Thomas Paul Murphy Original...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor What to tell those who want to be a carpente...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor What to tell those who want to be a carpente...: Humor What to tell those who want to be a carpenter but shouldn't be 07 14 2014 "Get a new board." Thomas Paul Murphy Or...

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 07 09 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 07 09 2014: Humor 07 09 2014 Sometimes you can swat the juice out of a fly and it still keeps on buzzing. Lets compare the life of a child who was ...

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 06 17 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 06 17 2014: Quote of the day 06 17 2014 "I wasn't ready to experience you doing that work right then." Thomas Paul Murphy Originally...

Monday, June 16, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: “An Artist that doesn’t have any customers is stil...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: “An Artist that doesn’t have any customers is stil...: “An Artist that doesn’t have any customers is still an Artist!” 06 16 2014 Meaning of quote. And there are many fields that ar...

Monday, June 2, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Consolation Quote of the day 06 02 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Consolation Quote of the day 06 02 2014: Consolation Quote of the day 06 02 2014 "I like a person who has the look of a contemplating attempt at understanding on their face ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Bonus Quote of the day 06 02 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Bonus Quote of the day 06 02 2014: Bonus Quote of the day 06 02 2014 "Go home and split another one hundred dollar bottle of sh1t for brains with your son." Tho...

Monday, April 14, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 04 14 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 04 14 2014: Quote of the day 04 14 2014 "I bother you a lot more than I know!" Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 04 14 2014 at:...

Thursday, April 3, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Poetry 04 03 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Poetry 04 03 2014: Poetry 04 03 2014 The fresh ink on the morning newspaper smells like the dead mouse in the crawl space your mother told you to take care ...

Monday, March 31, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: So am an on Yahoo and looking at stock prices when...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: So am an on Yahoo and looking at stock prices when...: So am an on Yahoo and looking at stock prices when a video comes on about how to shave your head, it was for razor blade commercial.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Therapy Suggestion 03 25 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Therapy Suggestion 03 25 2014: Therapy Suggestion 03 25 2014 Maybe if you didn't talk like a demon you wouldn't hate yourself as if you were one. Thomas Paul ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A smoker is never on the level and your momma was ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A smoker is never on the level and your momma was ...: That brings up an interesting scene 03 25 2014 Ever have a home contractor come to your home and they are a smoker and you thought just t...

Friday, March 14, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: On the English 03 14 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: On the English 03 14 2014: On the English 03 14 2014 "You are not allowed to worship the monkey without being compared to one!"

Sunday, March 9, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Philosophy of the day 03 09 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Philosophy of the day 03 09 2014: Philosophy of the day 03 09 2014 Those who can learn can teach. Those who can't learn, can't learn. That would be a great ba...

Saturday, March 8, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Dorky Humor 03 08 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Dorky Humor 03 08 2014: Dorky Humor 03 08 2014 I think that if I buy an apple from a grocery store, eat most of it and plant seed in a pot and then in my backyar...

Friday, March 7, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: How to talk to a woman 03 07 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: How to talk to a woman 03 07 2014: How to talk to a woman 03 07 2014 "Maybe I care for you and that would preclude your own will from asserting itself." Thomas...

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 03 05 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 03 05 2014: Quote of the day 03 05 2014 "All you can do for work is the next day bother me again." Thomas Paul Murphy Originally publish...

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Thursday, January 30, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 30 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 30 2014: Quote of the day 01 30 2014 "I will still be me tomorrow." Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 01 30 2014 at: www.the...

Sunday, January 26, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Riddle of the day 01 26 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Riddle of the day 01 26 2014: Riddle of the day 01 26 2014 "What does someone who does drugs and alcohol enjoy about life?" Answer below: Thomas Paul Mu...

Saturday, January 25, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the day 01 25 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Phrase of the day 01 25 2014: Phrase of the day 01 25 2014 "Instead of someone being more of something you should be less of something!" or "Instead ...

Friday, January 24, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: As I sit at my computer I hear 01 24 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: As I sit at my computer I hear 01 24 2014: As I sit at my computer I hear 01 24 2014 As I sit at my computer I hear the squawky voice of a woman speaking on the television in the a...

Thursday, January 23, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Guardian of the Dead Zone 01 23 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Guardian of the Dead Zone 01 23 2014: The Guardian of the Dead Zone 01 23 2014 Now that would be an excellent theme for a science fiction movie!

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 21 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 01 21 2014: Quote of the day 01 21 2014 "When was the last time your father told you he loved you without actually doing it?" Thomas Paul...

Thursday, January 16, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor The Voice in my head said 01 16 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor The Voice in my head said 01 16 2014: Voice in my head heard while I was just playing my guitar. "I want you do heave that thing in the sink of the toilet until the seat ...

Monday, January 13, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Goodness Me 01 13 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Goodness Me 01 13 2014: A Goodness Me 01 13 2014 "Goodness me, King David gave me some money after he had sex with my wife

Friday, January 10, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Shopping Environment Today is Like 01 10 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Shopping Environment Today is Like 01 10 2014: The Shopping Environment Today is Like 01 10 2014 The Shopping Environment today is like being in a classroom full of Learning Disabled ...

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Good Principle in Life to Follow 01 07 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: A Good Principle in Life to Follow 01 07 2014: A Good Principle in Life to Follow 01 07 2014 "Is to always behave as if the whole world is watching you!" And you don't ...

Sunday, January 5, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Censorship 01 05 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Censorship 01 05 2014: Censorship 01 05 2014 "When people are prevented from saying something bad about a person or group, even though it is true; that is ...

Saturday, January 4, 2014

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Motivation to eat more fruits and vegetables 01 04...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Motivation to eat more fruits and vegetables 01 04...: Motivation to eat more fruits and vegetables 01 04 2014 "Bought four apples two days ago; about time I have one today." Thoma...

Monday, December 30, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 12 30 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 12 30 2013: Quote of the day 12 30 2013 "Plants won't grow in your presence and nor will sickness heal." Thomas Paul Murphy Original...

Friday, December 27, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Introspection 12 27 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Introspection 12 27 2013: Introspection 12 27 2013 What is there here for you anyway?  What makes you happy? Introspection is, asking yourself those questions. ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Dialog of the day 12 27 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Dialog of the day 12 27 2013: Dialog of the day 12 27 2013 "How did you first learn you were a homosexual." "When I was a boy I asked my mother what I...

Thursday, December 19, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Question of the day 12 19 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Question of the day 12 19 2013: Question of the day 12 19 2013 "What did your mother tell you when you asked her why she was so unhappy?" Thomas Paul Murphy ...

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Your idea of work is 12 18 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Your idea of work is 12 18 2013: Your idea of work is 12 18 2013 Your idea of work is to wait until someone gets very focused and is concentrating on what they are doing;...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Your idea of work is 12 18 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Your idea of work is 12 18 2013: Your idea of work is 12 18 2013 Your idea of work is to wait until someone gets very focused and is concentrating on what they are doing;...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Life to you 12 18 2013

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Life to you 12 18 2013: Life to you 12 18 2013 "Life to you is about your woman,