The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Greatest skill a detective can have is 05 22 2...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Greatest skill a detective can have is 05 22 2...: The Greatest skill a detective can have is, "To be able to sense what questions she prevented you from asking." Copyright 2012 Thomas Pau...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The average Milwaukee person is so stupid

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The average Milwaukee person is so stupid: The average Milwaukee person is so stupid they should have a beer label stamped on their forehead. Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy Ori...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Claiming ignorance and the inability to understand...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Claiming ignorance and the inability to understand...: "Claiming ignorance and the inability to understand someone when you do is not a valid defense." Copyright 2012 Thomas Pual Murphy Orig...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Second Quote of the day 05 16 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Second Quote of the day 05 16 2012: "There is a ;man capable of thought independent of us we must do something about him." Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally pub...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 05 16 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Quote of the day 05 16 2012: "That thing you call a husband which you should keep on a leash looks confused again today." Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy Originall...

"Wisconsin Leaves" T-Shirts & Hoodies by Thomas Murphy | RedBubble

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The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: My underwear 01 11 2012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: My underwear 01 11 2012: "My underwear is all in the clothes oven." Thomas Paul Murphy Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally published on 01 11 2012 at: ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: As my nose bled 01102012

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: As my nose bled 01102012: "As my nose bled I realized the taste of steak in my mouth again." Thomas Paul Murphy Copyright 2012 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally pub...

"Prison Branded Cigarettes" T-Shirts & Hoodies by Thomas Murphy | RedBubble

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Old Motor Cars in Forest Calendar or Image

Thursday, May 26, 2011Perfect Fathers Day Gift


Perfect Fathers Day Gift

Old Motor Cars in Forest Calendar or Image

While hiking deep into a Southern Wisconsin forest I came across this hidden group of old motor car. I felt that they had so much “character” that I wanted to make these photographs available to you. The calendar would make a great present for Father’s Day.

These pictures combine my love for nature with that of “Motor Cars”.


Find Calendar of -old-motor-cars-in-forest here


Thomas Paul Murphy


Copyright 2011 Thomas Paul Murphy


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Yah, sweetie, whatever the right answer is.

"Yah, sweetie, whatever the right answer is."

Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2011 Thomas Paul Murphy

Have not posted here for awhile as I plan to publish my new quotes in novels to follow

I have not posted here for awhile as I plan to publish new quotes in novels to be appearing soon.  But here is a quote for my fans to savor.

"I'll put it on your neat compooter, you nit computer."


Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2011 Thomas Paul Murphy

Originally Pusblished on 03 03 2011 at: http://quotesandwitticismsbythomasmurphy.blogspot.com/

I will post many links to my books on these websites and websites dedicted to each novel.

Why American Idol Failed to Find Much Talent.....

Why did the television contest show American Idol fail to find much talent?

Because nobody with the heart and soul in voice would have the courage to withstand the onslaught of insult of that ruddy Englishman.


Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

http://quotesandwitticismsbythomasmurphy.blogspot.com/

The Gouches 08 31 2010

The Gouches 08 31 2010


One gouche saw little Tommy was alone so he decided to beat him up.

The one gouche got another gouche and they went to beat up Tommy.

And Tommy beat them both up.

Those two beat up gouches got a third gouche and the three gouches went to beat up Tommy.

And Tommy beat up all three gouches.

The three gouches found a fourth and they found Tommy and started to pick on him.

Tommy beat up all four gouches.

The four gouches they knocked on the door of a fifth gouche and they went to beat up Tommy.

Damned if Tommy beat up all five gouches.

The five gouches went and found five more gouches and they encircled Tommy.

Tommy beat up all ten gouches good and they didn’t come back for more. They learned their lesson and never picked on anyone again.



Thomas Paul Murphy

Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

Originally published on 08 32 2010 at:
http://quotesandwitticismsbythomasmurphy.blogspot.com/

A few new ones for this page. 08 20 2010

If President Lincoln had sent all his letters maybe he wouldn’t have been assassinated. 08 19 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

The capacity for original thought is so foreign in the house of a child with one uneducated parent, that when a more intelligent child teaches them something, the response from the jealous child in resentment is “Who told you that!”.

Thomas Paul Murphy

Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

There is nobody else like me.

Sometimes when we feel down about oursleves. We must realize:

There is nobody else like me.


Thomas

I have exerted so much....

I have exerted so much energy writing and typing 43 pages and 8000 new words between yesterday evening and now that I must now go and exercise or my bodies remaining form and energy will shrivel up and be absorbed into my skull and I will then implode.

Macabre Humor

Thomas Paul Murphy

Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

http://quotesandwitticismsbythomasmurphy.blogspot.com/

On the Origin of Life

"The physical body of a human being can be considered energy unfolded into form. The energy being the emodiment of spirit. An idea of good formed the creative spirit into being, out of nothing. For the principal of this the idea of good being love. Love the only form of spirit strong enough that it could will the creation of itself. A creative spirit that then manifested itself into phsyical being in atomic form.

Another way to understand this origin of life principal is, "I think therefore I am and became." John Locke Was is credited for the first part, "I think therefore I am.""

Thomas Paul Murphy

Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

Tommy's Goal In Life 05 25 2010

"Tommy's goal in life was to make a cookie so good that it would put the Girl Scout Cookie Company of America out of business."

Thomas Paul Murphy

Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

Too Busy

"Too busy pointing the finger to look in the mirror."

Thomas Paul Murphy

Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy