The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Here is....12 14 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Here is....12 14 2016: Humor:  Here is....12 14 2016 "Here is how dumb you are.  We could deport you to a foreign country and they would register your name...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Here is....12 14 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Here is....12 14 2016: Humor:  Here is....12 14 2016 "Here is how dumb you are.  We could deport you to a foreign country and they would register your name...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Really bad humor 12 09 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Really bad humor 12 09 2016: Really bad humor  12 09 2016 "I call the Chinese Restaurant, 'The House of Fang.'" And what the voices then said to ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if 12 09...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if 12 09...: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if  12 09 2016 There would be a lot less Doctors if they were required to check fat people for ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if 12 09...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if 12 09...: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if  12 09 2016 There would be a lot less Doctors if they were required to check fat people for ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if 12 09...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if 12 09...: Humor: There would be a lot less Doctors if  12 09 2016 There would be a lot less Doctors if they were required to check fat people for ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016 The complimentary steak knife in the Styrofoam box of steaks that does not want to cut but rather bent around...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016: Serious Humor is 12 09 2016 The complimentary steak knife in the Styrofoam box of steaks that does not want to cut but rather bent around...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: The owner of the little grocery store will....

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: The owner of the little grocery store will....: Humor: The owner of the little grocery store will...09 24 2016 Humor: The owner of the little grocery store will send his daughter over t...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Flash Fiction: Summarizing Every Western I ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Flash Fiction: Summarizing Every Western I ...: Flash Fiction Western  08 27 2016 "You can't tell me what to do because I am no name man." © 2016 Thomas Paul Murphy Or...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: FREE Advice on how to become a DANCER 08 27 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: FREE Advice on how to become a DANCER 08 27 2016: FREE Advice on how to become a DANCER  08 27 2016 "You set things where people might trip on them and it might be you that trips on ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor is 08 21 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor is 08 21 2016: Humor is 08 21 2016 "Ask me a bunch of queer questions and then sit there and pout when you ain't got the best of me." © ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor that isn't 08 06 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor that isn't 08 06 2016: Humor that isn't 08 06 2016 What do you think a fireman thinks about this? "I was having me a cigarette and I fell asleep.&quo...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: What Nun 07 22 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: What Nun 07 22 2016: Humor:  What Nun 07 22 2016 What Nun disambiguated the word Nun from the word NONE? Copyright 2016 Thomas Paul Murphy Originally publ...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 07 16 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor 07 16 2016: Humor  07 16 2016 "A fly could fly in one of your ears and fly out the other; and all the while you would sit there with a conceited...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: These are my sorority...05 26 2016

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: These are my sorority...05 26 2016: Humor:  These are my sorority...05 26 2016 "These are my sorority girlfriends; they're my CORE!" Copyright 2016 Thomas Pa...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Friends of the Whitefish Bay Library Writing C...

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: The Friends of the Whitefish Bay Library Writing C...: The Friends of the Whitefish Bay Library Writing Contest Awards Ceremony (me in the green shirt) on 03 22 2016 I took third place in ...

Inventions Needed 03 20 2016

Inventions Needed 03 20 2016

1. A dust pan that has a tab on the back of it that sits level with the floor.  So that you can secure the dustpan with your foot while drawing dust back into it with the broom.  Good for those with back problems who don't want to stay in that position while sweeping into the dustpan.

2.  An easy interface back up camera system for cars with hitches for boat trailers.  Whereby when backing up the camera on the back of the boat trailer helps guide you and not the one at the back of the car.  Such an interface would work whereby there is another socket back by the trailer hitch on the car.  Plug in the trailer lights to one and the back up camera to this one.  Whereby once the plug is being used the back up camera viewing monitor automatically defaults to it.


Copyright 2016 Thomas Paul Murphy
Originally published on 03 20 2016 at: www.themilwaukeeandwisconsinnews.blogspot.com
 

The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: I am one of the Top 3 Winners of The Friends of th...

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The Milwaukee and Wisconsin News: Humor: Ricky was always mad at Lucy and it never m...

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