Why did the television contest show American Idol fail to find much talent?
Because nobody with the heart and soul in voice would have the courage to withstand the onslaught of insult of that ruddy Englishman.
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
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Monday, October 4, 2010
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
The Gouches 08 31 2010
The Gouches 08 31 2010
One gouche saw little Tommy was alone so he decided to beat him up.
The one gouche got another gouche and they went to beat up Tommy.
And Tommy beat them both up.
Those two beat up gouches got a third gouche and the three gouches went to beat up Tommy.
And Tommy beat up all three gouches.
The three gouches found a fourth and they found Tommy and started to pick on him.
Tommy beat up all four gouches.
The four gouches they knocked on the door of a fifth gouche and they went to beat up Tommy.
Damned if Tommy beat up all five gouches.
The five gouches went and found five more gouches and they encircled Tommy.
Tommy beat up all ten gouches good and they didn’t come back for more. They learned their lesson and never picked on anyone again.
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Originally published on 08 32 2010 at:
http://quotesandwitticismsbythomasmurphy.blogspot.com/
One gouche saw little Tommy was alone so he decided to beat him up.
The one gouche got another gouche and they went to beat up Tommy.
And Tommy beat them both up.
Those two beat up gouches got a third gouche and the three gouches went to beat up Tommy.
And Tommy beat up all three gouches.
The three gouches found a fourth and they found Tommy and started to pick on him.
Tommy beat up all four gouches.
The four gouches they knocked on the door of a fifth gouche and they went to beat up Tommy.
Damned if Tommy beat up all five gouches.
The five gouches went and found five more gouches and they encircled Tommy.
Tommy beat up all ten gouches good and they didn’t come back for more. They learned their lesson and never picked on anyone again.
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Originally published on 08 32 2010 at:
http://quotesandwitticismsbythomasmurphy.blogspot.com/
Friday, August 20, 2010
A few new ones for this page. 08 20 2010
If President Lincoln had sent all his letters maybe he wouldn’t have been assassinated. 08 19 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
The capacity for original thought is so foreign in the house of a child with one uneducated parent, that when a more intelligent child teaches them something, the response from the jealous child in resentment is “Who told you that!”.
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
There is nobody else like me.
Sometimes when we feel down about oursleves. We must realize:
There is nobody else like me.
Thomas
There is nobody else like me.
Thomas
Thursday, June 3, 2010
I have exerted so much....
I have exerted so much energy writing and typing 43 pages and 8000 new words between yesterday evening and now that I must now go and exercise or my bodies remaining form and energy will shrivel up and be absorbed into my skull and I will then implode.
Macabre Humor
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010
On the Origin of Life
"The physical body of a human being can be considered energy unfolded into form. The energy being the emodiment of spirit. An idea of good formed the creative spirit into being, out of nothing. For the principal of this the idea of good being love. Love the only form of spirit strong enough that it could will the creation of itself. A creative spirit that then manifested itself into phsyical being in atomic form.
Another way to understand this origin of life principal is, "I think therefore I am and became." John Locke Was is credited for the first part, "I think therefore I am.""
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Another way to understand this origin of life principal is, "I think therefore I am and became." John Locke Was is credited for the first part, "I think therefore I am.""
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Tommy's Goal In Life 05 25 2010
"Tommy's goal in life was to make a cookie so good that it would put the Girl Scout Cookie Company of America out of business."
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Friday, May 14, 2010
Too Busy
"Too busy pointing the finger to look in the mirror."
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Thursday, May 13, 2010
The Nature of the Jealous Thief 05 13 2010
“The Nature of Jealous Thief” 05 13 2010
“To keep finding things wrong with someone or something until you convince them there is nothing right with them. And then pick up what they discarded in shame and say it’s yours or sell them something that is new and inferior, or unattainable, or upon attainment insubstantial. This works on so many levels.”
Blessed are those who can think for themselves and do.
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
The Articulated Grilling Spit 05 12 2010
The Articulated Grilling Spit 05 12 2010
Background, how many times have we eaten a roasted turkey that was cooked on a spit and wasn’t done on all ends. If there were only a spit that allowed for movement of the food along the line of the cooking axis. This could be actuated by a second hand crank for this separate function on the same spit, the spit thereby being able to be freely articulated along its axis for areas to be reached that otherwise were not reachable with a common spit. The actuation allowing for more even cooking and less undercooked spots. Marinated meats could be cooked to achieve more of a uniform “moistness” throughout, with this new articulated spit, as the meat as is often desired. The second linear mechanism would have to remain free from binding under temperature variations and built up waste, so we don’t miss any spots, as we articulate our spit.
Background, George Bernard Shaw once said and I am paraphrasing the quote, “If you put an Irishmen on a spit, there’s always another one ready to turn it.” Irishmen like to think of many variations of this spit. In summary, this invention, of a well articulated spit, would allow our spit to go places a traditional spit cannot.
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Those who argue through attrition.
Types of People who argue through attrition.
Often this type of person was spoiled with too much attention when they were young and lead to believe they were born better than anyone else. This is what developed the ego that is not open to others ideas, and that is the most important part of the learning process. The attrition of their argument is a form of begging and this is how they best learned to get things when they were young. I also get the feeling that their parents thought they were better than anyone else and this was translated to the children’s behavior. It is not always the well to do that have this attitude it is also the woe always me’s, who feel they were unfortunate because they didn’t have any gifts at Christmas, and in reality lead to believe that those who have more are spoiled. Let them be beggars’ or motivate them in ways they would never recognize to do good for society with their wealth? Sometimes those who have more do good things with it but most often they do not. Sometimes we get mad at people as a last resort to get them to see our side of the argument, wouldn’t it be nice if they had developed the ability to listen in school. Sometimes those who have less spoil their kids with too much attention to overcompensate, these are often emotionally instable children and a distraction in the class room. The two opposite extreme forms of the same problem in society are:
1. The poor boy who bully’s because he is jealous.
2. And the rich kid who is jealous of the proper learning and parenting a poorer child got from his parents.
They both have learned to argue without listening.
A middle ground of understanding would seem to be best than either of these two extremes.
Blessed be those who think.
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
What qualifies me to write this article? I took many psychology courses during college and made many observations regarding this throughout my life.
Often this type of person was spoiled with too much attention when they were young and lead to believe they were born better than anyone else. This is what developed the ego that is not open to others ideas, and that is the most important part of the learning process. The attrition of their argument is a form of begging and this is how they best learned to get things when they were young. I also get the feeling that their parents thought they were better than anyone else and this was translated to the children’s behavior. It is not always the well to do that have this attitude it is also the woe always me’s, who feel they were unfortunate because they didn’t have any gifts at Christmas, and in reality lead to believe that those who have more are spoiled. Let them be beggars’ or motivate them in ways they would never recognize to do good for society with their wealth? Sometimes those who have more do good things with it but most often they do not. Sometimes we get mad at people as a last resort to get them to see our side of the argument, wouldn’t it be nice if they had developed the ability to listen in school. Sometimes those who have less spoil their kids with too much attention to overcompensate, these are often emotionally instable children and a distraction in the class room. The two opposite extreme forms of the same problem in society are:
1. The poor boy who bully’s because he is jealous.
2. And the rich kid who is jealous of the proper learning and parenting a poorer child got from his parents.
They both have learned to argue without listening.
A middle ground of understanding would seem to be best than either of these two extremes.
Blessed be those who think.
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
What qualifies me to write this article? I took many psychology courses during college and made many observations regarding this throughout my life.
Attrition in Argument
Attrition in Argument
Attrition never wins arguments. Can you truly win an argument through attrition? No. Attrition is the failure of having the ability to argue. Those who argue via attrition do not know how to address counter issues or even see any part of the issue from the other standpoint or point of view. Often those who argue with attrition accuse the other of weakness regarding opinion or stance without really taking the time for the initial understanding of the other side. This is because they have developed an ego that never allowed them to learn in school or in life. Those who argue via attrition are usually unjust and already know they have a lesser foundation but never human enough to admit it.
Blessed be those who think.
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Attrition never wins arguments. Can you truly win an argument through attrition? No. Attrition is the failure of having the ability to argue. Those who argue via attrition do not know how to address counter issues or even see any part of the issue from the other standpoint or point of view. Often those who argue with attrition accuse the other of weakness regarding opinion or stance without really taking the time for the initial understanding of the other side. This is because they have developed an ego that never allowed them to learn in school or in life. Those who argue via attrition are usually unjust and already know they have a lesser foundation but never human enough to admit it.
Blessed be those who think.
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Monday, May 10, 2010
Todays Health Buddy Quote
Today’s Health Buddy Quote 05 10 2010
“You must be the change you see in this world” my father read to me this off the screen of his health buddy. And I agree with this but had to add a little sarcasm after many an endless bad day.
“Who wrote that?” I asked.
“Mahtama Gandhi.” My father replied.
I replied, “Well we are until we are chin deep in $h17 !”
Today's post has no relation or read into as to the prior post. In other words I have great respect for Gandhi. A quality I find very admirable in India Indians is that they are magnanimous with their advice. I mean they always have seemed to give good advice no matter how your mood is regarding whether you are feuding with them or not. Of course now that I have said this Murphy's law will try and prove me wrong. But I will give them credit that they have the fewer roads to hell that are paved with good intent, than any group I have known.
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
“You must be the change you see in this world” my father read to me this off the screen of his health buddy. And I agree with this but had to add a little sarcasm after many an endless bad day.
“Who wrote that?” I asked.
“Mahtama Gandhi.” My father replied.
I replied, “Well we are until we are chin deep in $h17 !”
Today's post has no relation or read into as to the prior post. In other words I have great respect for Gandhi. A quality I find very admirable in India Indians is that they are magnanimous with their advice. I mean they always have seemed to give good advice no matter how your mood is regarding whether you are feuding with them or not. Of course now that I have said this Murphy's law will try and prove me wrong. But I will give them credit that they have the fewer roads to hell that are paved with good intent, than any group I have known.
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Saturday, May 8, 2010
The men shortest on knowledge..... 05 08 2010
"The men shortest on knowledge, posture the most."
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Friday, May 7, 2010
Those Who Will Never Admit Their Wrong......
"Those who never will admit they are wrong, will never know wrong from right."
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Three Before Bed
Productivity Based Languages
“The way the Chinese language is written in symbolism, makes for it to be read like a data operations management flowchart or other type of flow chart. It is no wonder productivity has caught up with them.”
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
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Self Deception
“To insult someone unjustly and wish it were true.”
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
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The Hating Type
“Once you establish a culture of hate within yourself you will always find someone new to hate in absence of someone old, because it is yourself that you can neither accept or change.”
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
How to spot a liar.
How to spot a liar.
See which eye the lie is in and then look in the other and listen.
How to spot a liar.
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
See which eye the lie is in and then look in the other and listen.
How to spot a liar.
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Neighbors
"To have a good neighbor, you have to be a good neighbor."
I can't be the one that thought of this first?
Thomas
I can't be the one that thought of this first?
Thomas
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Ethnic Grocery Store
Ethnic Grocery Store 05 02 2010
Sometimes I go shopping at ethnic grocery stores. As I am shopping there, I think a bigot or racist would never come here. I often find a product at a store like this that I enjoy and lead’s to happiness for me, at least for awhile. I know what some people are missing.J
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Complements and Human Nature
Complements and Human Nature 05 02 2010
My father and I started talking about complements today.
“A black lady at the gym today complemented me on my upper body development. I didn’t quite know what to day. People rarely give complements.” I said.
“What did you say?” My father asked.
“I didn’t know what to say, I just said “Thank you.”
“Sometimes they complement you when you are down and sometimes they put you down when you are up. I think you told me that.” He said.
“That’s just part of human nature.” He said.
“It’s the opposite of human nature. What separates us from the animals is we have a conscience.” I said.
Before I could continue he said, “That’s part of rationality.”
“Yes and that also separates us from animals. But it goes back to the bible, “Don onto others as you would have them do onto you.” I said.
“Mostly today people just like to insult you, to keep you down. A complement is a rarity. They tell you in business not to complement because it is a weakness and often regarded as insulting. I think that jealousy is not on the scale of human nature. It is somewhat lower.”
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Thursday, April 29, 2010
The Italian Problem
If Italians properly raised and disciplined their children there would be no Mafia. If there was no Mafia there would be no drug trade. If there was no drug trade there would be no illegal immigration problem in this country. There would also be no corruption in the Roman Catholic Church.
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Friday, April 9, 2010
Favorite Quote About Me
"I hate everything that Murphy does."
William Morris
This was said to all the people fishing on the pier when I was in High School, and he said it right in front of me and to me!!!
William Morris
This was said to all the people fishing on the pier when I was in High School, and he said it right in front of me and to me!!!
If you keep them busy.....
If you keep them busy, it screws them up.
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
The Pied Piper to the Children
“The Pied Piper to the Children
As you go about places it is fun to see things that we can label as, “Something that doesn’t work and won’t be fixed.””
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
As you go about places it is fun to see things that we can label as, “Something that doesn’t work and won’t be fixed.””
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
It thinks what it see's is your final step.....
"It thinks what it see’s is your final step, when it sticks out its foot. When actually it is your first of ten.”
Copyright 04 07 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 04 07 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Leader's
"Leader's don't point the finger at others, they point the way forward."
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Monday, April 5, 2010
Modern Maturity
“A majority of people over the age of 18 need to try harder at being men and women. How come we don’t hear the ever so subtly different term, “God’s favorite adults.”?”
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Erasing Embarrassing Moments?
"Have you ever caught someone in an embarrassing moment, act or expression. They
know it and so do you. And you probably have a good laugh to yourself for awhile. What happens next is after awhile they emphatically act out the opposite of what you saw them do to try and make you think that you didn't see what you first saw. You can be assured what you first saw is the truth, when you see them act out the appropriate behavior that they learned but did not follow. It's too late, people are not as dumb as you think.
Just consider it a matter of good human nature for them to try and erase their bad behavoir in this fashion and not an insult to your intelligence, "See, see I'm really not like that!"
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
know it and so do you. And you probably have a good laugh to yourself for awhile. What happens next is after awhile they emphatically act out the opposite of what you saw them do to try and make you think that you didn't see what you first saw. You can be assured what you first saw is the truth, when you see them act out the appropriate behavior that they learned but did not follow. It's too late, people are not as dumb as you think.
Just consider it a matter of good human nature for them to try and erase their bad behavoir in this fashion and not an insult to your intelligence, "See, see I'm really not like that!"
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Conflict
"A lot of life is about when you get pissed at someone and figuring out what to do about it."
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Envy and Jealousy
"To be distracted and then told what you already knew but couldn't remember because you were distracted."
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Error's of Thought
"The problem with most people is that they believe what they think and think no more."
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Two Kinds of People?
There are two kinds of people in this world; those who will hold the ladder for you, and those that will do everything but hold the ladder for you.
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Friday, March 12, 2010
Numbskulls
Numbskulls,
“When they fail at arguing from the premise of logic, they resort to semantics, after that fails, just endless howling.”
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Insurmountable Perseverance
Insurmountable Perseverance,
"If you argue with them long enough pretty soon they’ll say all your ideas are theirs."
Copyright 2009 Thomas Paul Murphy
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
New Postings
“Shall we consider a wheel a continuous foot?” Thomas Paul Murphy
Secrets easily revealed, “Can you say who it is? I won’t say anything to anybody.”
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
“Life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, the right to use your own skills and abilities should not be thinned subversively by religion, business or psychiatry or a green eyed monster of that ilk.”
“You may not like me, but you probably agree with me.”
“If you agree with me, you should probably like me.”
Thomas Murphy 4/13/2009
“She married an imbecile, that would be you.” 2/7/2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Cursive
Cursive; Why that call it that, because it is a curse to try to read someones version of it.
More thoughts from some time ago.
I had these thougths some time ago and wrote them in a journal. Some might need more explanation, but I understand them so I don't know what the "more" explanation would be and I am getting a headache doing this. Some of them now seem disturbing to me. I will let you be the judge. I am I cynic or a realist, or was I? They kind of read like an episode of He-Haw, so if you like that read on.
Reincarnation“Throw your pacifier to the wind and start talking again!” 10/10/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“You're not as smart as I am if you believe in falsehoods and try and convince me of them.” 9/24/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Everything I learned about cooking I learned in High School Chemistry Class” 7/30/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Should you trust someone for the sole reason that they haven’t killed you yet?” “NO” 12/30/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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Uncommon- Common Sense “To know what’s right aside from personal experience.” 8/2/2007
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“Enrich their lives and make them pleasant, what you see otherwise isn’t present.” 6/24/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Sometimes we don’t realize what we do is wrong until we see someone else doing the same thing wrong.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 7/18/2007
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“Your Isaiah skills are sorely lacking.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 7/21/2007
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“Tell them you’re smarter and watch them get really pissed.”
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Feminine Materialism “When you make a lot of money don’t become like a money fairy stripper”. Who takes money out of her G-strings and dispenses with it frivolously.” 6/21/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“If you’re not Isaiah, just listen.” 7/27/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“If the pharmacies really cared they would hand you a paper cup of water after you paid and say take one now.” 7/26/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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Artistic License “Oppasitious”
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“The first decision will filter out.” 9/6/2007
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“Avail yourself of a pacifier.”
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Pretend to be a board of health inspector when go grocery shopping.”
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“No single one is evil but two of them together are.” 7/21/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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On Odds “If you’ve told me one hundred lies what are the odds of the last thing you told me being true. 10/30/2007”
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“They would burn your left foot to make you use your right.” 10/5/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“You can tell a neighbor is up to no good when you never see them, and then they opportunistically come out of the house just when you do, and then everything you do after that turns to ruin.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 10/6/2007
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“Were only different like we say we are, not how you say.” 10/6/2007
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“You’re uncomfortable with yourself and you project that to me.” 10/6/2007
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“You only argue for arguments sake, not for the truth of matters.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 10/5/2007
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“A big man with a club walks up to genius and say’s, I’s smarter than you, the Genius say not your not. You’re an openord idiot. The big guy hits him on the head with a club and says. “Now I is.” Thomas
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“I’m too busy dancing to the bullets.” 9/14/2007 Copyright Thomas Murphy
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“The nature of the ugly soul, it sees something it thinks is better and it tries to destroy it.” 9/14/2007
“You do not have my eyes, if you could see as I do you would change.” 8/20/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“It is what it is, some evil brat. 9/20/2007
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“It knows not right from wrong.” 9/20/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Your Omitory and in reclusive in what you tell me.”
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“You take the bad with the good and you call it the same, when you’re doing something you like.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 9/14/2007
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Rhyme “Those who don’t like me I consider a felon. I take a shower at night to keep from smelling.” 9/17/2010
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“We don’t want any spellbinders here.” 8/17/2007 Thomas Murphy
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“It’s a good thing you did. Because that got me thinking.”
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Jokes?,
“It didn’t hurt me, so how that could hurt you.”
“It didn’t offend me when I said that, so how could that offend you”
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“I like a woman with a little hair on the lip; it’s kind of like come here tough guy and well fight.”
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“You’ll have to forgive me but there’s something I really don’t like about you. And I think it’s you. COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 9/23/2007
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Diabeasties, “Oh look at how pretty I am doesn’t that count for something.” Oh look at how ugly I am don’t I deserve something for this.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 12/10/2007
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“She thinks she can get you to do things for her by not complying to the things that you do that are spectacular.” 10/6/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“The improbable Mr. Bobbable.” “Dobbable” 12/7/2007
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“You need to challenge your frustration matrix more.” 12/4/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Ultimate panic is reverting back to our native languages hardwired in our brain.”
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“All things come to those who procrastinate.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 11/20/2007
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“There’s Mr. Ornery Pants, he likes to do the Taco Dance.” 12/5/2007
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Rhyme “I was convinced against my will by you, that you did not like me still.” 12/4/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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Wisconsin Cabin Fever Poem: “The winters come and the winters go. Some have more or less of snow. Lord Oh Lord, you just never know. Where my mind will go.” 12/14/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“The true nature of competition, is outdoing yourself,” 12/13/2007
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Simple Dialog, Person One “You know what your problem is you didn’t get enough milk out of your mother’s tiny pencil eraser nipple.” Person Two “Yeah I did, I sucked all I could out of there.” 12/11/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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P1 “I can see that you are purposefully ignoring me which means you’re doing just the opposite, you’re not ignoring me.” But I however am not ignoring you, I just didn’t notice you. That’s all. I just never noticed you.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 12/11/2007
You noticed me. I know you noticed me. No really I didn’t.
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“I don’t remember it being quite as much as such.” 12/7/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“It must be nice that you don’t have a care in the world, that you have time to bother me.” 12/6/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“You told yourself it’s the right thing to do. That makes it the right thing to do. Go on, it must be right, you told yourself didn’t you.” 12/6/2007
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“You’re not a world leader if you cannot talk to another world leader.” 12/7/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Through their lies you know the truth.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 12/29/2007
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“Their bodies cock. And their mouths fire.” 9/2/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Is there still something in me you would like to sell?”
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“There is often more than one reason to do a good thing.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 12/7/2007
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“Who is it that thinks they should not need to forgive, is he who thinks he has not sinned, who has not.”
“If you can’t forgive. Should you be forgiven? If you don’t think you should need to be forgiven are you human.” 11/9/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“What do you believe in other than yourself?” 11/27/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Tell me what you do to people you don’t like.” 11/26/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“To see beauty is to know God, and you don’t” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 11/27/2007
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“I’m sorry what I said about you, to you.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 11/24/2007
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BULLYS-WHY THEY DO IT 9/27/2007
They feel uncomfortable with themselves.
They are insecure.
They do not accept themselves for who they are physically.
They believe that who they are physically is what they are inside. They become how they are looked at.
They fit into what people see them as and think themselves same. They do not have the confidence or the intelligence to know how to change.
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“Those who converge together on the one are all guilty individually and separately.
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“You’re something dreadful that looks like it isn’t” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 11/27/2007
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“One of Medusa’s Snakes bit her on the tongue.” 11/17/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“I really don’t like you do I.” 10/1/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“The Italians have their own antidefemation league. It’s called the mafia.” 10/25/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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About those who do onto others what has been done onto them. They become their own worst enemy.
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“It takes strength to “I CAN” 10/15/2007
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“I love it when you try and dawn the cap of an educated person.” 10/12/2007
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“The Ego of the uneducated will not let them see wisdom.” 10/12/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“If you ask someone to explain their behavior and they don’t are you free to think what you want of it?” Answer, “ You are free to think.” 10/27/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY and AMBROSE MURPHY
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Your friends should help you excel, not bring you down to a lower level.”
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To a pathological liar, Repetition makes it seem better. COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Beware of the one who comes around rather inconveinently and tells you their you’re best friend.” 1/12/20008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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TV SHOW PROPOSALS
“The heart of Gold contest.” “The good mother contest.” The good father contest. MR. or Mrs. Green thumbs contest. Etc. You get the rhetorical point.”
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“Storyline idea, about how people identify with and treat their pets better than they do fellow human beings.”
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“How much productivity is lost each year because the numbers lock key is turned off?” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 1/6/2008
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“Don’t dare tell someone their wrong they might have to learn or something.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 2/5/2008
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“If you don’t want to think. Open your mouth.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 4/23/2008
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“It doesn’t matter that it wasn’t personal. It was intentional.” 2/9/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Beware of the Dumb Cluck who offers you corn.” 3/11/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
Concept “The Billy Mayes Dating Service.” 10/12/2008 Copyright Thomas Murphy
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Quantumn Phsyics Question to ponder, “If one form of energy can be changed into another does that mean that it had the “presence” of that energy or “potential” or possession of the subsequent, coded in it from the start?”
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A politician rarely say’s “A responsible program of government for personal development and growth of a nation.”
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“People, who don’t take criticism, don’t learn very well.” 2/29/08 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Look at the child money could buy.” 5/27/2008
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“Who are you that you can declare immunity from my persecutions.” 8/2/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“An idea should be evaluated as either good or bad, independent of whose it is.” 2/28/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“They really can’t argue, they just assert their opinion louder so they don’t have to hear yours.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 10/24/2008
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“The spoiled many against the weakened one.” 9/8/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“I want just a little bish.” 1/16/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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Rhyme “She had cream of clay about, all around her piggeth snout.” 12/23/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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Rhyme “She needed a paint brush and some oil base, to complement her dainty face.” 12/23/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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Rhyme “I figured as much as that was such. As that was such I figured as much.” 12/19/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Ignore all I said about you tomorrow.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Anger is fear based reflexive.”
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Story Idea,” The Burlaps” About a community that lost all money and had to where burlap.
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Rhyme, “You’re a lead wine, Romine.” 12/31/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“If you know what you shouldn’t do, maybe you should figure out what you should do.” 12/30/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Jesus Said,” Those who suffer are filled with bless and then he said,” Gxx Dxxx you clean up this mess.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 12/28/2008
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“Those who cheat and steal in life never develop their own sense of achievement.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 11/7/2008
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“They who have no true self cannot but lie.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 11/16/2008
Reincarnation“Throw your pacifier to the wind and start talking again!” 10/10/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“You're not as smart as I am if you believe in falsehoods and try and convince me of them.” 9/24/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Everything I learned about cooking I learned in High School Chemistry Class” 7/30/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Should you trust someone for the sole reason that they haven’t killed you yet?” “NO” 12/30/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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Uncommon- Common Sense “To know what’s right aside from personal experience.” 8/2/2007
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“Enrich their lives and make them pleasant, what you see otherwise isn’t present.” 6/24/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Sometimes we don’t realize what we do is wrong until we see someone else doing the same thing wrong.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 7/18/2007
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“Your Isaiah skills are sorely lacking.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 7/21/2007
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“Tell them you’re smarter and watch them get really pissed.”
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Feminine Materialism “When you make a lot of money don’t become like a money fairy stripper”. Who takes money out of her G-strings and dispenses with it frivolously.” 6/21/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“If you’re not Isaiah, just listen.” 7/27/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“If the pharmacies really cared they would hand you a paper cup of water after you paid and say take one now.” 7/26/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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Artistic License “Oppasitious”
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“The first decision will filter out.” 9/6/2007
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“Avail yourself of a pacifier.”
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Pretend to be a board of health inspector when go grocery shopping.”
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“No single one is evil but two of them together are.” 7/21/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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On Odds “If you’ve told me one hundred lies what are the odds of the last thing you told me being true. 10/30/2007”
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“They would burn your left foot to make you use your right.” 10/5/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“You can tell a neighbor is up to no good when you never see them, and then they opportunistically come out of the house just when you do, and then everything you do after that turns to ruin.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 10/6/2007
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“Were only different like we say we are, not how you say.” 10/6/2007
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“You’re uncomfortable with yourself and you project that to me.” 10/6/2007
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“You only argue for arguments sake, not for the truth of matters.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 10/5/2007
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“A big man with a club walks up to genius and say’s, I’s smarter than you, the Genius say not your not. You’re an openord idiot. The big guy hits him on the head with a club and says. “Now I is.” Thomas
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“I’m too busy dancing to the bullets.” 9/14/2007 Copyright Thomas Murphy
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“The nature of the ugly soul, it sees something it thinks is better and it tries to destroy it.” 9/14/2007
“You do not have my eyes, if you could see as I do you would change.” 8/20/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“It is what it is, some evil brat. 9/20/2007
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“It knows not right from wrong.” 9/20/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Your Omitory and in reclusive in what you tell me.”
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“You take the bad with the good and you call it the same, when you’re doing something you like.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 9/14/2007
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Rhyme “Those who don’t like me I consider a felon. I take a shower at night to keep from smelling.” 9/17/2010
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“We don’t want any spellbinders here.” 8/17/2007 Thomas Murphy
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“It’s a good thing you did. Because that got me thinking.”
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Jokes?,
“It didn’t hurt me, so how that could hurt you.”
“It didn’t offend me when I said that, so how could that offend you”
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“I like a woman with a little hair on the lip; it’s kind of like come here tough guy and well fight.”
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“You’ll have to forgive me but there’s something I really don’t like about you. And I think it’s you. COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 9/23/2007
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Diabeasties, “Oh look at how pretty I am doesn’t that count for something.” Oh look at how ugly I am don’t I deserve something for this.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 12/10/2007
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“She thinks she can get you to do things for her by not complying to the things that you do that are spectacular.” 10/6/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“The improbable Mr. Bobbable.” “Dobbable” 12/7/2007
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“You need to challenge your frustration matrix more.” 12/4/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Ultimate panic is reverting back to our native languages hardwired in our brain.”
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“All things come to those who procrastinate.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 11/20/2007
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“There’s Mr. Ornery Pants, he likes to do the Taco Dance.” 12/5/2007
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Rhyme “I was convinced against my will by you, that you did not like me still.” 12/4/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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Wisconsin Cabin Fever Poem: “The winters come and the winters go. Some have more or less of snow. Lord Oh Lord, you just never know. Where my mind will go.” 12/14/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“The true nature of competition, is outdoing yourself,” 12/13/2007
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Simple Dialog, Person One “You know what your problem is you didn’t get enough milk out of your mother’s tiny pencil eraser nipple.” Person Two “Yeah I did, I sucked all I could out of there.” 12/11/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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P1 “I can see that you are purposefully ignoring me which means you’re doing just the opposite, you’re not ignoring me.” But I however am not ignoring you, I just didn’t notice you. That’s all. I just never noticed you.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 12/11/2007
You noticed me. I know you noticed me. No really I didn’t.
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“I don’t remember it being quite as much as such.” 12/7/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“It must be nice that you don’t have a care in the world, that you have time to bother me.” 12/6/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“You told yourself it’s the right thing to do. That makes it the right thing to do. Go on, it must be right, you told yourself didn’t you.” 12/6/2007
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“You’re not a world leader if you cannot talk to another world leader.” 12/7/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Through their lies you know the truth.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 12/29/2007
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“Their bodies cock. And their mouths fire.” 9/2/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Is there still something in me you would like to sell?”
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“There is often more than one reason to do a good thing.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 12/7/2007
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“Who is it that thinks they should not need to forgive, is he who thinks he has not sinned, who has not.”
“If you can’t forgive. Should you be forgiven? If you don’t think you should need to be forgiven are you human.” 11/9/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“What do you believe in other than yourself?” 11/27/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Tell me what you do to people you don’t like.” 11/26/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“To see beauty is to know God, and you don’t” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 11/27/2007
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“I’m sorry what I said about you, to you.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 11/24/2007
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BULLYS-WHY THEY DO IT 9/27/2007
They feel uncomfortable with themselves.
They are insecure.
They do not accept themselves for who they are physically.
They believe that who they are physically is what they are inside. They become how they are looked at.
They fit into what people see them as and think themselves same. They do not have the confidence or the intelligence to know how to change.
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“Those who converge together on the one are all guilty individually and separately.
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“You’re something dreadful that looks like it isn’t” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 11/27/2007
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“One of Medusa’s Snakes bit her on the tongue.” 11/17/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“I really don’t like you do I.” 10/1/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“The Italians have their own antidefemation league. It’s called the mafia.” 10/25/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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About those who do onto others what has been done onto them. They become their own worst enemy.
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“It takes strength to “I CAN” 10/15/2007
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“I love it when you try and dawn the cap of an educated person.” 10/12/2007
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“The Ego of the uneducated will not let them see wisdom.” 10/12/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“If you ask someone to explain their behavior and they don’t are you free to think what you want of it?” Answer, “ You are free to think.” 10/27/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY and AMBROSE MURPHY
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Your friends should help you excel, not bring you down to a lower level.”
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To a pathological liar, Repetition makes it seem better. COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Beware of the one who comes around rather inconveinently and tells you their you’re best friend.” 1/12/20008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
*
TV SHOW PROPOSALS
“The heart of Gold contest.” “The good mother contest.” The good father contest. MR. or Mrs. Green thumbs contest. Etc. You get the rhetorical point.”
*
“Storyline idea, about how people identify with and treat their pets better than they do fellow human beings.”
*
“How much productivity is lost each year because the numbers lock key is turned off?” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 1/6/2008
*
“Don’t dare tell someone their wrong they might have to learn or something.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 2/5/2008
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“If you don’t want to think. Open your mouth.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 4/23/2008
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“It doesn’t matter that it wasn’t personal. It was intentional.” 2/9/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Beware of the Dumb Cluck who offers you corn.” 3/11/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
Concept “The Billy Mayes Dating Service.” 10/12/2008 Copyright Thomas Murphy
*
Quantumn Phsyics Question to ponder, “If one form of energy can be changed into another does that mean that it had the “presence” of that energy or “potential” or possession of the subsequent, coded in it from the start?”
*
A politician rarely say’s “A responsible program of government for personal development and growth of a nation.”
*
“People, who don’t take criticism, don’t learn very well.” 2/29/08 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Look at the child money could buy.” 5/27/2008
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“Who are you that you can declare immunity from my persecutions.” 8/2/2007 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“An idea should be evaluated as either good or bad, independent of whose it is.” 2/28/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“They really can’t argue, they just assert their opinion louder so they don’t have to hear yours.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 10/24/2008
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“The spoiled many against the weakened one.” 9/8/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“I want just a little bish.” 1/16/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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Rhyme “She had cream of clay about, all around her piggeth snout.” 12/23/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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Rhyme “She needed a paint brush and some oil base, to complement her dainty face.” 12/23/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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Rhyme “I figured as much as that was such. As that was such I figured as much.” 12/19/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Ignore all I said about you tomorrow.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Anger is fear based reflexive.”
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Story Idea,” The Burlaps” About a community that lost all money and had to where burlap.
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Rhyme, “You’re a lead wine, Romine.” 12/31/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“If you know what you shouldn’t do, maybe you should figure out what you should do.” 12/30/2008 COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY
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“Jesus Said,” Those who suffer are filled with bless and then he said,” Gxx Dxxx you clean up this mess.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 12/28/2008
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“Those who cheat and steal in life never develop their own sense of achievement.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 11/7/2008
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“They who have no true self cannot but lie.” COPYRIGHT THOMAS MURPHY 11/16/2008
Monday, February 15, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Initial Postings Set Witticisms and Quotes of Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
All intellectual material herein was thought of by Thomas Paul Murphy unless otherwise noted, and is posted here for your enjoyment. I can kind of tell what “phase” in life I was in when I read these. I hope you get a laugh, if you do click on one of the advertisements that interest you when you leave the site. God Bless
Thomas Paul Murphy
Responsible communication
"Do not consider eating a big meal as a reward for yourself." 03 17 2007
"Nothing is same." 03 17 2007
"Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day and those drunken Irish are trouble."
"Men buy fishing baits like women buy Jewelry." 03 17 2007
"I find that if I follow where my imagination goes it often takes me to the truth." 03 18 2007
"If you don’t think poorly of yourself, you never strive to do better you worthless shit."
"Oh Jesus Christ she’s doing it."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world cry’s at you." 04 10 2007
"In her high castle sat the proud Quadradextrous Mary dreaming of visions of RB and eating four doughnuts simultaneously with her toe fingers."
"I would think a man such as yourself would hold out for a more prominent house for sale sign."
"Laugh one, Laugh all."
"Not able to see ourselves through others."
"They were taught to listen and they couldn’t stop hearing." 04 12 2007
"People are the way they are because of the way they were." 04 04 2007
"They were taught to be that way." 04 04 2007
They that make themselves feel good by making others feel bad 04 04 2007
"They that maketh themselves feel good by making less of others." 04 04 2007
"Recognizing the form of a moron’s applause when you hear it." 04 04 2007
Song:
I wrote a song you want to hear it:
My lucky number is 1
My lucky number is 2
My lucky number is 3
My lucky number is 4
My lucky number is 5
And so on, you get the idea.
"When a person’s actions are truly based on loving intentions things work out right."
"I’m so proud of your jealousy."
"You know what happened so and so showed up, and then so and so showed up again, and then so and so happened."
"I’m going to have to get out the block and tackle for you."
Igor say’s, “I think I can speak for so and so here”
"The so and so guy."
"So and so was seldom seen, so and so was seldom missed, and so and so finally left."
"So and so didn’t come over and then so and so wouldn’t come over again, and then so and so never came over belatedly anymore and then so and so never came over again."
"The some of all parts that is stronger than anyone."
"I’m sorry you see things my way."
"They looked at me like I was little Richard from day #1." 03 17 2007
"Physics – the more they push the harder I push back." 03 17 2007
"If I am unreal than anything I think and say about you would be unreal too, where should I start."
"For every TV show or movie depicting gun violence a preview of a young person accidentally shooting his brother S/B shown." 05 10 2007
"Harpoon the sun to solve the nations solar problems."
General Rule: “The one who quiets up first is the next one to go.” 07 31 2006
"You couldn’t be paid to be smart." 03 01 2007
"When two fools marry are their children more or less of fools." 03 02 2007
"Once you’re through they listen to you." 02 25 2007
"Car’s that eat people for energy."
"I see me in this world." 02 26 2007
"There’s only so much money you can shove in your boob strap." 02 26 2007
"Not everyone is as smart as me."
"Take the attitude that you keep people company."
"I don’t know what he’s thinking but I know what happens when he thinks." 03 11 2007
Note to self buy an old Sanford and Son truck and head straight to the border. Would be 1951 ford F100 “Murphy and Son”
"Bring full eye cannons to bear."
"Well driving the Hearst doesn’t pay much."
"The emotional waters he was navigating."
"You have wonderment and a merriful day."
"You need to take your dewitching pills." 03 30 2007
“Bachelorette #1 if I were to put you in a kitchen around dinner time what would you do?”
“Blush and Cover”
"Distraction transfer incentive."
“Now let’s see what did I do wrong, I took a breath of air here and I took a breath of air over there.”
"Plot: Captain of a pirate harem ship."
Scene, “J and T met while each shoveling shit at a horse stable. T had a close pin on her nose. And J finally talked to her and said “T what are your plans for the future?”
“You don’t want my money you shouldn’t get anybodies.”
"Let horn babe out of her cage."
"What do you think of someone who would antagonize someone until they got angry and then blame that someone for getting mad at you for it? A pilgrim maker."
"What is the difference between a listener and a thinker or rather listening and thinking? Listeners listen to learn from the thinker.”
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
These are my thoughts and witticisms and my quotations, if you use them without my permission…it would not be good for me. I would become very sad that you did not give me credit for my intellectual property and your karma whether you believe in it or not will be negatively affected, maybe even monetarily. Stay tuned this is just a small percentage of these I have on file. I just do not have all the time to sort, type and post these. But when I do I will let you know.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
"When there is a pause to the storm, move to the end zone quickly."
"When there is a pause to the storm, move to the end zone quickly."
Available at: http:/thomasmurphy.lifepics.com/net/Pro/Default.aspx
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
The Hollow Argument
The Hollow Argument
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“While you hold firm by the strongly rooted trunk, the irrational mind argues from a narrow branch. Like a monkey tempting one who doesn’t know how to climb to come out on that same branch.”
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Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
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